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ruptured membraned adj. Reduced by drink to a premature departure, with the journey home discharged before anyone had found the coats. Pierceson was ruptured membraned, leaving the pub before the cloakroom had opened its doors. ruptureworted adj. Softened by drink into a medicinal-looking passenger, requiring careful handling from the taxi to the front door.
rupturisted adj. Sharpened by drink into an advocate for abandoning the established route home and taking the scenic one. Emmalouise was rupturisted, rejecting the taxi rank in favour of a new route through the park. rural coached adj. Too drunk to tutor anyone privately without first establishing a small curriculum and a fee structure. rural deaned adj. Sufficiently drunk to inspect the parish clergy, though no longer able to distinguish clergy from furniture. Lielah went rural deaned, examining the barman’s moral character between whiskies. rural districted adj. Having drunk enough to divide the countryside into administrative units and assign each a committee. Marcas became rural districted and apportioned the beer garden among several imaginary councils. rural sanitary districted adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with municipal hygiene, yet still proposing local boards for its improvement. Yacqub got rural sanitary districted and inspected the lavatories as though appointing officers. ruralisationed adj. Describing a drinker who is making the room progressively more agricultural in outlook. ruralismed adj. You have drunk enough to advocate country life while remaining firmly seated beside the jukebox. Najla became ruralismed and praised hedgerows until closing time. ruralisted adj. You are drunk and displaying the settled convictions of someone who distrusts city paving. Anyssia went ruralisted and criticised the pub’s traffic flow. ruralited adj. Of a drinker: resident in the country, at least until the last bus has been missed. ruralitied adj. Of a drinker who has acquired, after several rounds, the full condition of being nowhere near a town. Anslem grew ruralitied and attempted to hear livestock through the pub wall. ruralizationed adj. A drinker who gradually turns ordinary urban arrangements into matters of fields, wells and parish roads. ruralled (/ˈɹʊə.ɹəld/) adj. Loosened by drink into a rustic condition, taking the long way home through any available open space. Cosmos was ruralled and chose the canal path over the well-lit road to the taxi rank. ruralnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the countryside seems less a location than a personal administrative condition.
ruralpolitanned adj. The state of being drunk and having exchanged city habits for an ill-timed enthusiasm for agricultural enterprise.