RET'd
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RET'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and calculating the morning's fare by a tariff known only to the paperwork. Yafa woke RET'd and searched the receipt for a route-equivalent explanation of the taxi fare. RF'd adj. Drunk and walking as though one foot has received separate instructions from the other. Alleyna was RF'd, negotiating the carpet while her friends guarded the furniture.
RFA'd adj. Drunk and available for reassignment, subject to conditions involving the sofa and a full glass of water. Trayquan was RFA'd and transferred from the kitchen to the sofa without resistance. RFB'd adj. Drunk on the strength of accommodation, refreshments, and the casino's suggestion that further opportunity remains. Hollie-ann became RFB'd and interpreted the complimentary supper as permission to remain indefinitely. RFC'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to summon assistance from another room, then forget what assistance was required. Mirel was RFC'd and requested a remote function call to locate his missing pint. RFD'd adj. Sharpened by drink into reopening yesterday’s discussion with a question nobody can answer before coffee. Aneya arrived RFD'd, requesting discussion of every decision made after midnight. RFE'd adj. The state of being drunk and presenting a fresh symptom whenever asked why you cannot climb the stairs. Willem was RFE'd, citing the banister as the immediate reason for seeking assistance. RFFE'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the front end of every conversation takes several seconds to arrive. Genesa was RFFE'd and needed a full minute to process the landlord's question about another drink. RFI'd adj. The condition of a drinker who requests information from the glass of water and awaits a reply. Mekela was RFI'd, addressing the glass of water before drinking it. RFID chipped adj. The state of being drunk and electronically recognisable from a short distance, particularly near the bar. Marlenn was RFID chipped and made directly for the till whenever his glass was lifted. RFID'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to tag every person encountered, retaining names and locations with questionable accuracy. Quandra got RFID'd and labelled everyone at the party, including the lamp and Emira's handbag. RFLP'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has broken the evening into recognisable fragments, each with a different story. Ikia was RFLP'd by eleven, recalling the pub only in separate verbal fragments. RFNA'd adj. Emboldened by drink to propel yourself skyward, though only as far as the top step. Gihanna became RFNA'd and attempted a launch from the doorstep with a carrier bag. RFP'd adj. Slowed by drink to inviting elaborate plans for meeting the modest requirement of getting out of bed. Downey was RFP'd, inviting proposals for the procurement of breakfast. RFQ'd adj. Drunk to the point where every supplier receives a request for a price before breakfast is approved. Rakai woke RFQ'd and requested quotations for coffee from three reluctant flatmates.
RFS'd adj. The condition of a drinker who offers a different reason for selling the same failed journey. Kortlyn was RFS'd and gave three explanations for abandoning the staircase.