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race filmed adj. You are drunk and performing a complete feature film while descending three steps. Daeon got race filmed and turned the stairwell into a surprisingly elaborate production. race gamed adj. Of a drinker: moving all four limbs towards the next landing, provided nobody overtakes you. Trei was race gamed, treating the staircase as a board and the banister as a piece. race gingered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a piece of root for a handrail and is proceeding by taste. Faiza was race gingered and attempted to chew the banister for medicinal purposes. race glassed adj. Describing a drinker who surveys the stairs through both eyes separately. Shaquin went race glassed and focused on alternate steps as though judging a finish. race hatreded adj. Describing a drinker who nurses a grievance of considerable fervour against something that has never, in any meaningful sense, wronged them. Dasheem became race hatreded around the fourth round, directing his full feeling at the fruit machine. race hazarded adj. A drinker who reaches the next step only when timing, balance and luck coincide. Hosie was race hazarded halfway up, waiting for the banister and gravity to agree. race knifed adj. A drinker so far gone that each step acquires a sharp point and must be approached sideways. Solangie became race knifed and edged along the stairs, examining every corner. race lifted adj. The state of being drunk and apparently replacing the staircase with a different version between steps. Welsey went race lifted and insisted the top landing had been edited since dinner. race meetinged adj. The condition of a drinker who convenes with every step before proceeding to the next. Lathaniel got race meetinged and held a brief discussion with each landing. race memoried adj. The drunkenness of one who remembers having climbed these stairs, though not by sensory experience. Ineisha became race memoried and described the upper floor without looking upwards. race movied adj. Sharpened by drink into a moving picture whose frames arrive several seconds apart. Zenah got race movied and descended the stairs in visibly separate positions. race musicked adj. Loosened by drink into finding a rhythm in the knees, though not in the feet. Ramir went race musicked and tapped a blues rhythm against the banister. race of truthed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the staircase as a timed trial, despite lacking a reliable clock. Doria became race of truthed and announced a personal record before reaching the first landing. race played adj. Having drunk more than discretion permits, and treating the conversation as an elaborately staged contest of roles. Qadir became race played and assigned everyone a part in an argument nobody had begun. race queened adj. Slowed by drink to accompany the staircase in glamour, rather than to climb it efficiently. Richardean got race queened and posed beside the banister between successive steps. race realismed adj. Drunk and explaining every failure of balance as an unavoidable physical fact. Golden became race realismed and delivered a sober theory of why stairs resist feet.