racinessed
racinged

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racinessed adj. The state of being drunk and unexpectedly suggestive about the contents of the fridge. Ashantis was racinessed and described the leftover pudding in unusually intimate terms. racing biked adj. The drunkenness of one who attempts the fastest route from the kitchen to the sofa, without a bicycle. Preslei got racing biked and plotted a racing line between the chairs and the kettle.
racing briefsed adj. Reduced by drink to treating the household's shortest journey as competitive athletic wear. Bevin became racing briefsed and announced a personal best for reaching the bathroom. racing carred adj. Softened by drink into a person who approaches the sofa as though it were a finishing circuit. Gustabo got racing carred and took the final turn round the coffee table too widely. racing certaintied adj. Loosened by drink into a confident forecast that the next glass of water will certainly help. Ebony-leigh got racing certaintied and predicted immediate recovery upon reaching the kitchen. racing crabbed adj. Emboldened by drink to cross the kitchen sideways, rapidly, and with little apparent reason. Imogen-leigh became racing crabbed and crossed the kitchen sideways for a glass of water. racing drivered adj. Slowed by drink to the speed at which reaching the sofa requires navigational assistance. Geronimo grew racing drivered and took several minutes to negotiate the coffee table. racing formed adj. Drunk and consulting the back of the takeaway menu to determine which leftovers remain viable. Adya got racing formed and studied yesterday's takeaway as though assessing a horse. racing greened adj. Having drunk enough to take the glass of water at speed and overshoot the kitchen entirely. Hisako was racing greened and arrived at the sofa before remembering the water. racing jacked adj. Drunk to the point where lifting a glass of water requires the household's fastest mechanism. Tahnya became racing jacked and raised the water glass with ceremonial urgency. racing lined adj. Drunk enough to identify the optimum route between the sofa and the kitchen, then ignore it. Yonni got racing lined and marked the safest path to the tap with tea towels. racing pigeoned adj. Drunk past the point of finding the kitchen, but still confident the glass of water knows the way home. Cleland became racing pigeoned and waited on the sofa for the water to return. racing prototyped adj. Drunk beyond the experimental stage of lying on the sofa and requesting a domestic support vehicle. Axavier got racing prototyped and designed a cushion-based transport system to the kitchen. racing thoughtsed adj. Drunk in a way that sends the mind from the kettle to the sofa, then back for the forgotten glass. Rosettia got racing thoughtsed and made three trips to the kitchen for the same water. racing-carred adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who sees the route to the kitchen as a precise course. Ellyson became racing-carred and calculated the fastest path to the glass cupboard.
racinged (/ˈɹeɪsɪŋd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who treats carrying water from the kitchen as a timed competition. Gracely became racinged and sprinted carefully towards the sofa with a full glass.
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