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racinoed adj. Describing a drinker who treats the pub and the betting shop as one continuous establishment. Carney got racinoed and put his pint money on a horse named after the landlord. raciolinguisticsed adj. A drinker who analyses the accents at the bar until every order becomes a dissertation. Tyric got raciolinguisticsed and categorised the barman's vowels before ordering bitter.
raciologied adj. The state of being drunk and attempting to explain the human race between mouthfuls of pork scratchings. Cymon got raciologied and held forth on humanity beside the pickled-eggs jar. raciologisted adj. A drinker so far gone that he sorts the regulars into races before learning their names. Quantis became raciologisted and arranged the darts team according to entirely invented categories. racism of low expectationsed adj. Reduced by drink to assuming the quietest person at the bar cannot manage the quiz. Crissandra got racism of low expectationsed and handed the easiest quiz round to a retired teacher. racismed (/ˈɹeɪsɪzm̩d/) adj. The condition of a drinker who finds imaginary hierarchies in the queue for the lavatory. Keme got racismed and ranked the queue by supposed natural ability to find the gents. racisted (/ˈɹeɪ.sɪstd/) adj. Softened by drink into explaining superiority to people who have only come in for a pint. Donitta got racisted and lectured the darts players on hereditary excellence. racizationed adj. Loosened by drink into defining everyone by race before deciding what the word means. Pratik got racizationed and turned a discussion about accents into a taxonomy of the whole pub. rack and pinioned adj. Slowed by drink to converting every movement into a long, mechanical journey across the bar. Mattan went rack and pinioned on the way to the toilets, advancing one careful inch at a time. rack and ruined adj. Drunk and reduced to complete destruction, beginning with the crisps and ending with the evening. Theoren got rack and ruined before the band had finished tuning up. rack and snailed adj. Drunk to the point where time advances only when the clock has finished striking. Adetayo got rack and snailed and waited for the wall clock to authorise another step. rack blocked adj. Drunk enough to regard a frame of pulleys as an adequate substitute for a bar towel. Gwendylon got rack blocked and asked the landlord to hang the tea towel from the pulley frame. rack jobbered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a wholesaler from the person restocking the pork scratchings. Desray got rack jobbered and tried to negotiate wholesale prices for one packet of nuts. rack railwayed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary steering, proceeding uphill by means of teeth, rails and stubbornness. Ebubekir went rack railwayed towards the hill, gripping the banister as though it supplied traction. rack rated adj. Drunk in a way that makes the undiscounted price of the hotel room seem perfectly reasonable. Deyla got rack rated and booked the most expensive room above the pub without checking the stairs.
rack rented adj. Drunk, with the result that the entire value of the premises appears payable immediately. Muniza got rack rented and offered the landlord the contents of her purse for the snug.