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RFT'd adj. Drunk past the point of tendering gracefully, and inviting bids for the disposal of last night’s evidence. Enid was RFT'd and invited tenders for removing the glasses from her room. RFV'd adj. The condition of a drinker who transmits uneven forces to the floor with every footfall. Hok was RFV'd, making the paving stones negotiate each step separately. RFX'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and expressing the evening through a family of regulatory signals. Lawie got RFX'd and attributed every quarrel to a different cellular pathway. RG'd adj. Drunk to the point where your quiet presence is emitting far more conversation than seems possible. Maquita was RG'd, luminous across the snug and audible through the closed door. RGA'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and authorising the return of every unopened household item. Christoffer was RGA'd and prepared the unused glasses for return to the cupboard. RGB'd adj. Loosened by drink into a three-colour account of the room, with every object assigned a primary hue. Lafran got RGB'd and classified the bar staff according to red, green, and blue light. RGBA'd adj. Emboldened by drink to add an opacity value to every observation, including those better left transparent. Adaisha became RGBA'd and described each member of the party by colour and degree of visibility. RGBI'd adj. Slowed by drink to the refresh rate of an elderly monitor, with each reply arriving after visible deliberation. Kathleena was RGBI'd, answering ordinary questions in the measured intervals of a cathode-ray display. RGC'd adj. Having drunk enough to become a retinal ganglion cell, transmitting visual impressions directly to the brain. Zyrihanna got RGC'd and reported every lamp in the room as urgent information. RGY'd adj. Drunk and projecting red, green, and yellow signals at bystanders as though operating a small laser installation. Harjaap was RGY'd and indicated the exits with three colours of entirely unrequested light. RH'd adj. Drunk to the point where the room's conversational moisture has reached saturation. Nandi got RH'd and made every nearby conversation feel damp with sentiment. RHA'd adj. Still drunk, and presenting a rolled, homogeneous exterior over a very ordinary interior. Zeid remained RHA'd and impenetrably solemn while asking whether anyone had seen his chips. RHAed adj. Too drunk to distinguish armour from its equivalency, or either from a winter coat. Niwaaz grew RHAed and measured the pub's resistance by leaning against every wall. RHB'd adj. Too drunk to face the bar directly, but still swinging decisively at every offered round. Zaineb was RHB'd and attempted to hit the last-orders bell with a rolled-up menu. RHD'd adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a recommended human dose for an opening suggestion. Isabelo was RHD'd and treated the packet instructions as an invitation to negotiate. RHDV'd adj. Drunk and spreading through the household with alarming efficiency, leaving cushions disturbed. Alixx was RHDV'd, moving from kitchen to sofa and upsetting every cushion en route.