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radio compassed adj. Drunk in a way that finds the kitchen by commercial broadcasts rather than direction. Lillieann became radio compassed and followed a station advert towards the kettle. radio controlled adj. Drunk, with the result that the remote governs the person, the music and eventually the lights. Tynaisha was radio controlled, unable to leave the sofa while holding the remote. radio direction findered adj. A drinker so far gone that every pub lamp becomes a bearing towards the next round. Cung spent an hour radio direction findered, steering by the fruit machine towards the bar. radio dramaed (/ˈɹeɪdiˌəʊ dɹɑːməd/) adj. The state of being drunk and turning an ordinary account of the evening into a fully voiced production. Zaleth became radio dramaed, giving separate parts to the landlord and the gentleman at the next table. radio edited adj. The condition of a drinker who has shortened every story and censored the useful bits. Modenia got radio edited and delivered the entire courtship in a clean ninety seconds. radio energied adj. The drunkenness of one who radiates enough warmth to power conversation across the whole bar. Cheyeene was radio energied and kept three quiet corners talking at once. radio fixed adj. Reduced by drink to a point located only after two separate members of staff have taken bearings. Oceal was radio fixed between the snug and the fruit machine, despite insisting on a precise position. radio formated adj. Softened by drink into a predictable programme of rounds, weather reports and complaints about the music. Yvana was radio formated by half nine, broadcasting the same grievance between every round. radio frequencied adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow band on which every conversation is received at once. Mazarine was radio frequencied and answered remarks from three tables without changing channel. radio frequency integrated circuited adj. Drunk in a way that receives everything at once, processes none of it, and still transmits confidently. Elfego got radio frequency integrated circuited and was simultaneously following four conversations without concluding any. radio galaxied adj. Drunk enough to become the unusually bright centre of a broad, loosely connected pub system. Vollie was radio galaxied, drawing stray stools and half-finished conversations into orbit. radio haloed adj. Drunk beyond the point where your conversational glow stops at the edge of your own table. Steffin was radio haloed, surrounded by a diffuse murmur of people who had come to listen. radio interferometered adj. Drunk in a way that makes two distant conversations appear precisely measured and somehow connected. Tervon was radio interferometered, comparing the angle between the darts board and the bar. radio interferometried adj. Drunk, with the result that small differences between distant voices become matters of exact measurement. Azaylia was radio interferometried and could distinguish two arguments from opposite ends of the pub. radio jetted adj. Drunk to a degree that sends two intense streams of opinion from opposite sides of the same person. Catalyna was radio jetted, issuing one account towards the bar and another towards the dartboard. radio jocked adj. Drunk to the extent of hosting an unscheduled phone-in from the end of the bar. Rainne was radio jocked, taking questions from strangers who had only asked for the crisps.