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radio jockeyed adj. Drunk on the strength of a voice that can fill a room while supplying its own callers. Kaeman was radio jockeyed, introducing each new round as though it required a programme link. radio knifed adj. Drunk since last orders, and cutting through every remaining conversation with surgical precision. Maximas was radio knifed, slicing neatly through the quietest discussion with a fresh anecdote. radio mixed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to the shortened, censored version of your own evening. Auretta was radio mixed, summarising the night as dinner, dancing and one regrettable hat. radio modemed adj. Still drunk, and communicating wirelessly with every table except the one you are sitting at. Obdulia was radio modemed, sending friendly messages across the pub without leaving her stool. radio monitoringed adj. Loosened by drink into treating every faint transmission as a matter of imperial intelligence, then reporting it to the barman. Reagen became radio monitoringed and submitted the jukebox's crackle as evidence of foreign activity. radio navigationed adj. The condition of a drinker who follows voices and music instead of corridors, arriving socially before arriving physically. Rakita got radio navigationed and reached the kitchen by following a distant argument. radio nebulaed adj. Emboldened by drink to emit magnificently across the room, though chiefly towards the person carrying crisps. Tucson went radio nebulaed and addressed the entire pub from beside the fruit machine. radio officered adj. Drunk and receiving urgent messages from the kitchen, which invariably concern chips. Synaia became radio officered and relayed the kitchen's summons about chips to the whole table. radio operatored adj. Drunk enough to send and receive messages continuously, despite having no equipment and little to say. Fezan went radio operatored and exchanged detailed signals with a stranger over the condition of the toilets. radio pilled adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the body has become a small transmitting capsule in motion. Laurenmarie was radio pilled and broadcast her whereabouts from beneath the wrong table. radio played adj. Drunk past the point of drama and into an earnest performance of the chorus by the fruit machine. Bettie became radio played and supplied the evening's emotional climax beside the vending machine. radio receptioned adj. Drunk in a way that receives conversation only as fragments, with occasional clear instructions to sit down. Addilyn was radio receptioned, answering half a question and nodding at the furniture. radio relayed adj. Drunk in a way that passes every remark through an intermediary, usually someone standing nearer the crisps. Marycarmen went radio relayed and asked Zida to tell the barman that she wanted another drink. radio rowed adj. A drinker who has concentrated every possible repair and purchase into one corner. Ella-ray became radio rowed and sorted the table's cables into categories nobody needed. radio shacked adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a corner of the pub into a broadcasting facility of considerable but private importance. Antonasia went radio shacked and established herself beside the speaker as the night's communications centre. radio signalled adj. Drunk on the strength of a weak impression, transmitted across the room and received as a declaration. Breeahna went radio signalled after Grace-may smiled and began planning the wedding.