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RIE'd adj. Still drunk, and removing each remaining layer of restraint by energetic, poorly targeted abrasion. Deividas went RIE'd and stripped the labels from every bottle to improve legibility. RIF'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to announce a reduction in force for the household staff, beginning with the cat. Glyndon got RIF'd and dismissed the cat from supervising the drinks. RIFA'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes a minor social nuisance spread rapidly through every group present. Beckah got RIFA'd and carried the same grievance from table to table. RIG'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a rapid intervention group, arriving at each minor difficulty with unnecessary urgency. Quinnette got RIG'd and formed a response team around the fallen napkin. RIMA'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and inhibiting every useful impulse while encouraging the least suitable one. Nemesio got RIMA'd and explained his private grievances to the entire smoking area. RIMCAS'd adj. A drinker so far gone that collision-avoidance procedures are required wherever two routes meet. Anthoney was RIMCAS'd on the landing, and passing him required formal signals from both directions. RIMM'd adj. Having drunk enough to arrange one recollection beside another without establishing how either belongs there. Shealynn was RIMM'd and fitted unrelated memories together with impressive mechanical confidence. RINO'd adj. Loosened by drink into a public contradiction: committed to the label, uncertain about everything beneath it. Jadaan was RINO'd and changed political positions between the starter and the pudding. RINT'd adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct intelligence-gathering operations of a distinctly radiological and wholly unofficial character. Qaiden went RINT'd and began collecting classified impressions from strangers at the bar. RIO'd adj. Having drunk enough to direct interceptions without being entirely certain what is being intercepted. Rillie was RIO'd and redirected three conversations towards the same empty chair. RIP trolled adj. Slowed by drink to leave tactless remarks in the conversation after everyone else has moved on. Shaliah was RIP trolled, making an ill-timed joke about the memorial photograph above the mantel. RIP'd (/ɹɪpd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to mutate both copies of the same story until neither resembles the original. Reynaldo got RIP'd and told the same darts match twice, with both versions changing completely. RIQ'd adj. Drunk and emitting a moderate, distant signal that reaches the far end of the bar. Jackelin was RIQ'd, radiating just enough conversation to attract the pool team. RIR'd adj. Reduced by drink to allocating each remaining drink to a separate territory. Hadji became RIR'd while deciding which table controlled the final bottle. RIS'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has entered a personal information system with no reliable access credentials. Marylois was RIS'd, unable to retrieve her address but certain it was filed upstairs. RISA'd adj. Drunk beyond recognising the glass of water as anything more complicated than a final intervention. Duru was RISA'd and guarded the water glass beside the sofa like clinical equipment.