radiodiagnosised
radioelemented

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radiodiagnosised adj. Too drunk to accept a symptom without commissioning an elaborate diagnosis involving X-rays. Bjarne got radiodiagnosised and attributed his missing shoe to an internal lesion. radiodiagnosticsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct diagnostic procedures on the room, using every available source of illumination. Gracelynd became radiodiagnosticsed and inspected the loos for evidence of a wider disorder.
radiodiffusioned adj. Having drunk enough to broadcast every private observation across the establishment. Meshaun went radiodiffusioned and transmitted the landlord's shortcomings to the back table. radiodonted adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with remaining a single, well-behaved Cambrian arthropod. Dreanna was radiodonted and advanced upon the buffet with several radiating appendages of intent. radiodontiaed adj. You have drunk enough to request radiography of the teeth, gums, and anyone else's jaw. Falysha got radiodontiaed and asked whether the pub possessed dental imaging equipment. radiodosimetried adj. You are drunk and assigning numerical radiation doses to each successive round. Vasiliy became radiodosimetried and recorded the lager as a modest but cumulative exposure. radiodromed adj. Of a drinker: pursuing a moving target along a curve whose geometry becomes less defensible with each round. Makiyah went radiodromed after the departing taxi, following its path with grave mathematical commitment. radiodynamicsed adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered mechanical control to radio signals, including those from an unhelpful pocket. Elka became radiodynamicsed and operated the jukebox from the wrong side of the room. radiodysprosiumed adj. Describing a drinker who glows with the obscure menace of radioactive dysprosium and explains neither. Aubray was radiodysprosiumed, quietly luminous and unsuitable for prolonged contact. radioecologied adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's radioactive traces are found everywhere except where expected. Tineshia awoke radioecologied and searched the kitchen for the source of yesterday's inexplicable glow. radioecologisted adj. Drunk in a way that studies the fate of last night's substances in the morning environment. Amarah woke radioecologisted, tracing the migration of spilled lager across the bedside carpet. radioed (/ˈɹeɪdiˌəʊd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to transmit every thought broadly, with no assessment of who should receive it. Tanisa went radioed and broadcast her opinion on the seating arrangement across the dining room. radioeffluxed adj. Drunk to a degree that everything you absorbed overnight is making its way back out by breakfast. Zabian appeared radioeffluxed, releasing the evening's contents with impressive regularity. radioelectricitied adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting every household signal at once, particularly those from the empty glass. Addisin woke radioelectricitied and answered the microwave when it beeped. radioelectronicsed adj. Drunk on the strength of several channels at once, and still transmitting instructions the morning after. Caron arrived radioelectronicsed, directing the kettle, the toaster and an unconnected radio.
radioelemented adj. Drunk since last orders, and still emitting the unmistakable properties of the evening's strongest element. Tashiyah woke radioelemented, glowing faintly with the confidence of someone who had forgotten the taxi.