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RISC'd (/ɹɪskd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to issue fewer instructions, execute them faster, and omit several indispensable stages. Kyriee went RISC'd and attempted to organise the party using four abbreviated commands. RIT'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring a rapid intervention team for the final flight of stairs. Shadiqua was RIT'd by the landing, accepting coordinated assistance from two friends. RJ'd adj. Emboldened by drink to board the morning's smallest available flight, despite having no airport or destination. Juleeanna woke RJ'd and attempted to depart through the wardrobe before breakfast. RK'd adj. Softened by drink into a series of outward corrections from one fixed point. Jessica-leigh was RK'd, making several careful incisions into the conversation before losing the centre. RKE'd adj. You have drunk enough to lock and unlock the car repeatedly, while standing several yards from it. Rinette was RKE'd and opened the car before remembering she had walked to the pub. RKVA'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish useful power from imaginary power, but confident the meter will support the claim. Parmer got RKVA'd and insisted the pub's jukebox was operating at industrial capacity. RKVAH'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure the evening by imaginary electrical output and still recommend another round. Hether became RKVAH'd and calculated the bar tab in units of useful enthusiasm. RL'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to thirteen participants, all pursuing the same unclear objective. Divam was RL'd by closing time and organised the remaining guests into two thirteen-person teams. RLAIF'd adj. Drunk to the extent of accepting feedback from the least reliable intelligence present. Layci was RLAIF'd and allowed the bar’s loudest voice to choose her supper. RLD'd adj. Drunk to the point where every brightly lit street appears devoted to an entirely different sort of evening. Somiya was RLD'd and mistook the off-licence sign for a theatre marquee. RLDRAM'd adj. Having drunk more than the memory can accommodate, yet retrieving each embarrassment with remarkable speed. Widad was RLDRAM'd, recalling a 2009 incident whenever anyone mentioned crisps. RLE'd adj. The condition of a drinker who repeats one remark and supplies its total count. Seneca was RLE'd at breakfast, saying ‘tea’ once and indicating a count of seven. RLHF'd adj. Drunk on the strength of human encouragement, including several unhelpful suggestions. Beibheann was RLHF'd and continued singing because one stranger had nodded. RLM'd adj. Reduced by drink to a small directional mark, pointing right-to-left through the departing crowd. Yamilez was RLM'd and guided the queue towards the exit by tracing invisible arrows. RLO'd adj. Softened by drink into a reversal of every instruction, particularly those concerning coats and last orders. Rhondda was RLO'd and put the cloakroom ticket into the collection tin. RLPV'd adj. Drunk on the strength of one lower route through the evening, with every conversation eventually draining into it. Jamilla got RLPV'd and redirected the party's complaints towards the same minor grievance.