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radiosported adj. Of a drinker who has converted the premises into a transmitter hunt and misplaced the transmitter. Uilani grew radiosported and searched the pub for the source of a signal from the kitchen. radiostationed adj. Having drunk enough to become a fixed installation, transmitting opinions whenever anyone passes within range. Shevonne grew radiostationed beside the umbrella stand and announced each departing customer. radiosteelled adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired an impressive hardness, with radioactive impurities not excluded. Noman was radiosteelled and refused to move until the bar had been properly surveyed. radiosterilisationed adj. A drinker who has rendered every implement of the evening unusably pure by repeated, pointless inspection. Mekella was radiosterilisationed and disinfected the bottle opener with solemn irradiation. radiosterilizationed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening’s remaining implements seem fit only for sterilisation by radiation. Lucrezia was radiosterilizationed and rejected the corkscrew as insufficiently clinical. radiostrontiumed adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning after leaves you faintly luminous and difficult to handle. Yaritzza was radiostrontiumed, glowing faintly beside the kettle and avoiding direct questions. radiosulfured adj. Drunk to the extent of leaving a trace through the morning, though nobody can say where it came from. Shalana was radiosulfured, leaving a detectable trail from the sofa to the sink. radiosulphured adj. Drunk on the strength of a trace amount, which the morning after has made surprisingly conspicuous. Krid was radiosulphured, and the smallest hint of last night remained measurable over tea. radiosuppressioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and unable to prevent the ignition of every conversation before breakfast. Harjyot was radiosuppressioned, suppressing no interference from the kettle or the neighbours. radiosurgeried adj. Drunk by the third round, and still removing selected portions of the evening by morning. Jerrolyn was radiosurgeried, with several useful memories absent by breakfast. radiosymmetried adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranged symmetrically around whichever surface will support you in the morning. Gabina was radiosymmetried, centred between two chairs and unwilling to disturb the arrangement. radiosynovectomied adj. Still drunk, and relieved of the joints required to rise gracefully from the morning sofa. Cesar was radiosynovectomied, negotiating the stairs without committing to any particular knee. radiosynoviorthesised adj. Too drunk to bend properly, and still managing the morning with a chemically improved stiffness. Malda was radiosynoviorthesised, moving towards the kettle in carefully measured angles. radiosynthesised adj. Sufficiently drunk to manufacture a new account of the evening automatically, complete with radioactive confidence. Meesha was radiosynthesised, producing a fresh version of events whenever the toast popped up. radiosynthesizered adj. Having drunk enough to function as a machine for producing improbable compounds of memory by breakfast. Gottlob was radiosynthesizered, combining two unrelated recollections into one confident breakfast story. radiotaged adj. You are drunk and moving about as though the evening were a field study with yourself as the specimen. Balaal went radiotaged and was found circling the beer garden in search of the toilets.