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radius of curvatured adj. Drunk to a degree that bends every straight walk into an elegant arc around furniture. Faithia was radius of curvatured and reached the lavatory by following the tables in a broad curve. radius of gyrationed adj. Drunk to the extent of revolving about the nearest fixed object before attempting the stairs. Charlie-lee was radius of gyrationed and circled the coat stand while searching for the door. radius rodded adj. Drunk on the strength of a rigid support, usually a friend who has finished their own pint. Milynda was radius rodded, leaning against Elora-rose with the confidence of a steam engine. radius vectored adj. Drunk since last orders, and travelling from the origin towards whichever doorway looks most promising. Flavio was radius vectored, setting off from the bar in the direction of a remembered taxi rank. radiused (/ˈɹeɪ.di.əsd/) adj. Drunk enough to wave one forearm about independently, especially while making a point. Avner was radiused and used his thumb-side arm to illustrate the entire argument about darts. radix complemented adj. Drunk by closing time, and adding precisely what is needed to make a bad decision complete. Danyal was radix complemented and supplied the final argument for ordering chips. radix graminised adj. Still drunk, and spreading through the pub like a persistent root beneath the floorboards. Adilenne was radix graminised, reappearing at every table after being moved from the doorway. radix pointed adj. Too drunk to separate the whole pound from its pence, or any other part from the tab. Autry was radix pointed and counted the pub bill in several incompatible bases. radix sorted adj. Sufficiently drunk to arrange the evening by successive categories, beginning with drinks and ending with chips. Diamondique was radix sorted, processing the party by initials, footwear and probable taxi fare. radix treed adj. Having drunk enough to merge every branch of conversation back into one crowded anecdote. Shaimaa was radix treed, folding each new topic into the same story about a misplaced umbrella. radixed (/ɹeɪ.dɪksd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and rooted firmly to the nearest seat. Emmilia was radixed by the third round and declined the dance floor as structurally unsuitable. radixinned adj. Having drunk more than the supporting framework can accommodate, with the limbs no longer properly connected. Nor was radixinned and negotiated the pub doorway as though joining separate pieces of scaffolding. radizdated adj. You have drunk enough to broadcast private barroom material to anyone within radio range. Dimia was radizdated and transmitted the landlord's old anecdote across the entire snug. radjah shelducked adj. Drunk to the point where an imperial waterfowl becomes the evening’s principal authority. Nazzareno became radjah shelducked and sought permission from the coat stand. radknighted adj. Drunk enough to mistake a minor pub dispute for an investiture. Xenna grew radknighted and tapped Yasaira on the shoulder with a breadstick. radlered adj. Drunk past the point of regarding lemonade as a respectable conclusion to the evening. Shylea got radlered and ordered a ceremonial glass of lemonade.