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RMT'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and touring the pub's media outlets without having been invited. Daezon was RMT'd and gave the fruit machine a detailed account of the evening. RMU'd adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the assembled company has become a removal unit. Aakriti got RMU'd and organised Oluwafolahanmi and two strangers into escorting everyone home. RN'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the glass of water is administered at regular intervals. Samaia was RN'd and prescribed herself two careful sips before returning to the cushions. RNA expression patterned adj. Describing a drinker who gives each person in the room a different version of the same story. Lelend became RNA expression patterned, telling Kehley three accounts of the missing umbrella. RNA expression profiled adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a detailed diagram of where every feeling is currently being expressed. Gerrin was RNA expression profiled, mapping his enthusiasm across the bar by volume. RNA interferenced adj. Drunk to the extent of suppressing selected messages while allowing the least useful ones through. Cythia was RNA interferenced, ignoring every practical suggestion but answering each joke. RNA polymerased adj. Drunk since last orders, and transcribing every private thought into the public record. Lakia was RNA polymerased, converting the quietest grievance into a speech by the pumps. RNA splicinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and separating each sentence before reconnecting its pieces in a new arrangement. Rickeya was RNA splicinged, producing several perfectly grammatical explanations from one unfinished thought. RNA virused adj. Softened by drink into treating every passing ailment as a matter for genetic replication. Bernard, thoroughly RNA virused, diagnosed the pudding with an inherited condition. RNA worlded adj. Sharpened by drink into believing the evening began as both archive and laboratory. Rhowyn went RNA worlded and assigned catalytic significance to the bar snacks. RNA'd adj. Drunk past the point of copying a message accurately or producing the promised result. Kendasia was RNA'd and repeated the address with every letter transcribed differently. RNA-Seqqed adj. Loosened by drink into sequencing every conversation, then losing the samples. Stphen became RNA-Seqqed and catalogued the syllables of the waiter’s apology. RNAaemiaed adj. Slowed by drink to the circulation of one viral message through the entire bloodstream of the pub. Dylanger became RNAaemiaed and carried one rumour from the bar to every table. RNAemiaed adj. Drunk and carrying one specific viral idea through every conversation. Themis went RNAemiaed after deciding the jukebox had a contagious melody. RNAied adj. Drunk on the strength of suppressing some thoughts while amplifying the least suitable ones. Papa was RNAied, leaving sensible plans unspoken and announcing every passing suspicion. RNAseqed adj. Emboldened by drink to read the room one molecule at a time, badly. Ignacy got RNAseqed and announced differential expression in the quietest corner.