raftilosed
rag puddinged

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raftilosed adj. Having drunk more than the gut can usefully distinguish from a prebiotic sweetener. Deuel was raftilosed and discussed digestion with the barman. raftinged (/ˈɹɑːftɪŋd/) adj. You have drunk enough to steer an imaginary vessel through white water from the carpet. Elizander was raftinged and took the corner by the sofa as a rapid.
raftloaded adj. You are drunk and carrying enough people, cargo or opinions to fill a floating platform. Soan was raftloaded before the first taxi had arrived. raftmanned adj. Of a drinker: steering the evening downstream with logs, patience and limited correction. Rox was raftmanned and guided the conversation towards the nearest exit. raftmated adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a companion for the same uncertain passage. Jeccica was raftmated and would not leave Dicky to navigate alone. raftophilicitied adj. Describing a drinker who prefers floating platforms to ordinary arrangements. Aenea was raftophilicitied and found the garden bench unnecessarily solid. raftsmanned adj. A drinker who transports the evening downstream, preferably towards a sawmill or similar establishment. Mikylla was raftsmanned and shepherded the party towards the last open pub. raftswomanned adj. A drinker so far gone that every crossing requires a capable female pilot. Whelan was raftswomanned and appointed Jennee to steer them home. rafugared adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you mending every loose thread in the pub, whether asked or not. Shawntale became rafugared and repaired a torn bar towel with surprising concentration. rafuted adj. The state of being drunk and slow-cooked in the general manner of pork with sugar. Allyanah was rafuted and unusually agreeable about the soy sauce. rag baggered adj. Loosened by drink into a sailor who accepts disorder as the natural condition of a vessel. Saturnino was rag baggered and considered the untidy boat entirely seaworthy. rag booked adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a cloth-paged book intended for small children. Gaven was rag booked and turned each page with considerable ceremony. rag dayed adj. Drunk and inclined to perform mildly foolish charitable acts in public. Deangelia was rag dayed and collected donations from people waiting for the bus. rag dolled adj. Drunk to the point where the limbs have become cloth-stuffed and independently negotiable. Luxx was rag dolled across the armchair, folded without complaint. rag papered adj. Drunk enough to become pulp, particularly where clothing or conversation is concerned. Chlorene was rag papered and left a soft impression on the sofa.
rag puddinged adj. Drunk past the point of remaining separate from minced meat, onions and suet pastry. Luvada was rag puddinged and settled heavily beside the radiator.