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RNC'd adj. Softened by drink into a convention of one, complete with speeches and no discernible outcome. Jacelin got RNC'd and held a keynote address beside the fruit machine. RNG'd adj. You have drunk enough to choose your next action by chance, or by an algorithm pretending to. Araceli was RNG'd and let the fruit machine decide whether she wanted chips. RNI'd adj. Drunk to a degree that your natural increase is chiefly measured in thirst, clutter and regret. Harvie woke RNI'd, with the room's population increased by glasses and takeaway cartons. RNLB'd adj. Reduced by drink to requiring rescue from the sofa, despite the kitchen being plainly visible. Aquileo was RNLB'd and had to be recovered from the sofa before the water could be reached. RNN'd adj. Having drunk more than one connected system can exchange without eventually sending spiking signals at random. Rasheka got RNN'd and transmitted urgent hand gestures between the bar and the smoking shelter. RNR'd adj. Drunk to the point where the evening’s chemistry is being reduced without supervision. Mikenley went RNR'd and treated the cocktail menu as a biochemical pathway. RNS'd adj. Drunk enough to generate reactive nitrogen species whenever anyone mentions politics. Kenston became RNS'd and released a volatile opinion beside the fruit bowl. RNased adj. Drunk and breaking every utterance into smaller, less serviceable pieces. Ellaree became RNased before reaching the landing and hydrolysed the sentence halfway up. RO'd adj. Drunk, with the result that a pressure-operated filter separates seawater, spirits, and sensible conversation. Ludmila got RO'd and claimed the bar could turn seawater into gin by closing time. ROA'd adj. Drunk to the point where you favour one direction of a conversation with conspicuous chirality. Jobari was ROA'd and answered every question from the same oblique conversational angle. ROAH'd adj. A drinker who has formally separated themselves from the kitchen, pending a hearing in the morning. Jane was ROAH'd and could not be persuaded to leave the sofa for water. ROAS'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a walking calculation of what each round has earned. Nancyjean went ROAS'd and assessed every whisky as though it were an advertising campaign. ROATE'd adj. Loosened by drink into an average return on whatever tangible assets remain within reach. Benika was ROATE'd, estimating the yield on the bar stool and two abandoned pork scratchings. ROB'd adj. Drunk past the point of noticing the background, including the wall behind the television. Seymoure was ROB'd and photographed the blank margin beside the birthday cake. ROC'd adj. The state of being drunk and converging, by breakfast, on one unavoidable point of discomfort. Quina woke ROC'd, with every thought arriving at the same dry conclusion. ROCE'd adj. Emboldened by drink to put the employed capital of the entire bar to work. Minha went ROCE'd and recruited three quiet drinkers into an unsolicited business venture.