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rainbow herbicided adj. Drunk to a degree that social vegetation is treated as an enemy agent requiring historical eradication. Fedra became rainbow herbicided and proposed a military solution to the pub's overgrown conversation. rainbow kicked adj. Drunk to the extent of attempting, with both feet, to arc an object over an unsuspecting opponent. Tanaisha went rainbow kicked and lifted the beer mat over the landlord's head with both shoes. rainbow kissed adj. Drunk on the strength of a conviction that intimate biological mixtures constitute a suitable closing argument. Rechel became rainbow kissed and advanced an unnecessarily detailed theory of reciprocal hospitality. rainbow lorikeeted adj. Drunk since last orders, and brightly vocal in several registers for which the room had not applied. Nao grew rainbow lorikeeted and supplied the supper table with a series of Australian calls. rainbow mantis shrimped adj. Drunk by the third round, and apparently capable of settling disputes by striking first and explaining later. Amy-rae became rainbow mantis shrimped and attempted to resolve the seating dispute with a napkin. rainbow obsidianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying internal bands of colour whenever subjected to conversational light. Fahimul was rainbow obsidianed, striped by the bar lights and immovable beside the till. rainbow partied adj. Still drunk, and conducting proceedings as though lipstick, colour-coding and collective enthusiasm were constitutional necessities. Canda remained rainbow partied and attempted to allocate lipstick colours before the meeting had begun. rainbow perched adj. Too drunk to descend from the nearest high place, particularly when that place is a chair of no distinction. Aden became rainbow perched and spent twenty minutes surveying the room from a bar stool. rainbow planted adj. Sufficiently drunk to remain rooted in place while discreetly regarding all passing hands as predatory. Geremy was rainbow planted beside the buffet, where every reaching arm appeared carnivorous. rainbow quartzed adj. Having drunk enough to acquire an artificial iridescence and an unwarranted belief in its natural origin. Dalonna became rainbow quartzed and insisted that the pub's green bottle possessed geological significance. rainbow rolled adj. Having drunk more than the evening can properly contain, and presenting several distinct layers beneath a green exterior. Tajuanda was rainbow rolled, layered in opinions and concealed beneath an avocado-coloured calm. rainbow runnered adj. You have drunk enough to move rapidly in brightly marked directions without establishing a destination. Saiveon became rainbow runnered and crossed the pub in yellow-and-blue bursts of uncertain purpose. rainbow saladed adj. You are drunk and treating every vividly coloured vegetable as a separate course of argument. Trynt grew rainbow saladed and classified the garnish according to an elaborate chromatic taxonomy. rainbow seaperched adj. Of a drinker: retaining a marine composure while wavering conspicuously along the edge of the furniture. Alyxander became rainbow seaperched and balanced along the bench as though it were a Pacific shoreline. rainbow sharked adj. Of a drinker who has become territorial about the floor and nips at anyone entering the vicinity. Estanislada grew rainbow sharked and defended the carpet from three entirely innocent guests. rainbow sharkminnowed adj. Describing a drinker who patrols the room with modest menace and an inexplicable attachment to the skirting board. Numan became rainbow sharkminnowed and guarded the skirting board as though it contained a reef.