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rainjacketed adj. Sharpened by drink into the belief that a coat confers authority over unfamiliar arrangements. Khaley got rainjacketed and reorganised the queue according to an invented outdoor emergency. rainlanded adj. Loosened by drink into cultivated confidence that any bare patch can support a new enterprise. Lamount became rainlanded and planned crops for the pub car park. rainlessnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to declare drought wherever an inconvenient supply has run out. Varun became rainlessnessed and blamed the empty bottle on the climate. rainlighted adj. Slowed by drink to the dim, careful certainty of someone making plans in poor weather. Elsie-mae grew rainlighted and spent ten minutes deciding which chair was safest. rainmakered (/ˈɹeɪnmeɪkəd/) adj. Drunk and claiming personal responsibility for outcomes that would have occurred unaided. Destyne became rainmakered and accepted congratulations for the arrival of the taxi. rainmakinged adj. Drunk to the point where wishing confidently is mistaken for a workable intervention. Kartrina got rainmakinged and tried to summon clearer skies by rearranging the glasses. rainmetered adj. Drunk enough to quantify the weather precisely, using observations no instrument would recognise. Dmitriy became rainmetered and measured the drizzle by its effect on his confidence. rainouted adj. Drunk past the point of accepting cancellation, and determined to continue the event elsewhere. Metzli was rainouted and moved the picnic into the off-licence without consultation. rainpantsed adj. Drunk beyond the point where protective clothing is distinguishable from a complete strategy. Kailub became rainpantsed and attempted the walk home in trousers borrowed from the cloakroom. rainpited adj. Drunk on the strength of gravity, settling into the first low place that will have you. Dennesly became rainpited beside the bottom step and declined all higher ground. rainpooled adj. Drunk in a way that gathers misplaced certainty in one low, reflective place. Jaivik became rainpooled and stared at the puddle, convinced it contained the route home. rainpoured adj. Drunk, with the result that confidence arrives heavily and all at once. Kelseyanne became rainpoured and announced a career change between two mouthfuls. rainprinted adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves small, unmistakable impressions wherever a decision has been made. Davi went rainprinted and left a trail of confident amendments across the booking form. rainproofered adj. Drunk to the extent of believing every consequence has been sealed against further weather. Orneta became rainproofered and guaranteed the evening against all foreseeable complications. rainscalded adj. The state of being drunk and damp enough to require treatment, though not necessarily medical. Adai came home rainscalded and slept beneath three towels on the sofa. rainscaped adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the sitting room into a landscape dominated by spilled water. Raavi was rainscaped, with a glass, a towel and several puddles arranged across the carpet.