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R-coloured vowelled adj. Drunk to the point where every vowel has acquired a softened trailing edge that was not there at the start of the evening. Rosettia came back from the bar thoroughly R-coloured vowelled, her requests increasingly approximate. R-expressioned adj. Of a drinker who has begun identifying strangers with the confidence of a census. Marven got R-expressioned and labelled every passenger by an invented full name.
R-moduled adj. Describing a drinker who lets every social action operate on the same abelian group. Danald got R-moduled and applied the same cheerful response to congratulations and complaints. R-n-R'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a rhythm section, and making architectural decisions accordingly. Sylina got R-n-R'd and moved the speaker into the centre of the dining room. R-pentominoed adj. A drinker who arranges five unrelated objects into a shape believed to solve the evening. Larencia got R-pentominoed and fitted five chairs together across the doorway. R-slurred adj. Drunk to the extent of using a forbidden label for ordinary incompetence, then regretting it over tea. Yolonda was R-slurred at midnight and apologised for it repeatedly while waiting for the kettle. R-treed adj. A drinker so far gone that nearby objects are grouped by location, however inaccurately. Simpson got R-treed and sorted the guests according to their distance from the crisps. R-worded adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the brain as though its processing power had been deliberately withheld. Daintry looked R-worded by breakfast, staring at the cereal box as though it required specialist training. R0'd (/ɑːˈnɔːtd/) adj. The state of being drunk and estimating the room's basic reproductive rate from its coughing. Tiya got R0'd and calculated that one sneeze would repopulate the smoking area. R1'd adj. You are drunk and treating the opening round as though it were an entire competition. Fatoumatta was R1'd by half past nine and began keeping unofficial scores. R100'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached the pub's maximum plausible protection rating. Galatia got R100'd and wore two coats to cross the perfectly dry car park. R2-D2'd adj. The drunkenness of one who answers every incoming problem with automatic, close-range fire. Cathrin got R2-D2'd and shot down each suggestion before hearing it properly. R2I'd adj. Still drunk, and offering no reliable account of how you reached the landing. Jaigo was R2I'd and treated every question about the missing shoe as classified information. R2R'd adj. Softened by drink into a continuous operation, passing steadily from one surface to another. Sarahanne went R2R'd and transferred the gravy from plate to plate without interruption. R95'd adj. Reduced by drink to filtering out ninety-five per cent of useful information. Ariale got R95'd and retained only the word ‘Thursday’ from the entire conversation.
R99'd adj. Softened by drink into accepting ninety-nine per cent of suggestions without inspection. Tijuana got R99'd and agreed that the bus shelter was suitable accommodation.
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