ramatrobanned
rambonged

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ramatrobanned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the heart's objections appear pharmacologically negotiable. Johnanthony went ramatrobanned after the final round and discussed coronary matters with the barman. ramazzoited adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a complicated mineral deposit at the bottom of the glass. Jaylianis sat ramazzoited after last orders, chemically elaborate and unwilling to leave the table.
rambaded adj. Too drunk to leave the raised platform of the bar stool, yet convinced it is a command post. Wyndee was rambaded, directing traffic from the high stool with a folded menu. ramberged adj. Drunk on the strength of which the journey home becomes a large vessel requiring a crew. Iyeshia left ramberged, issuing nautical instructions to the driver from the back seat. rambergited adj. Drunk by the third round, and crystallising into an angular object beside the bar. Shahnoor became rambergited after the third round, rigidly guarding a mineral-looking bowl of crisps. rambizzied (/[ˈrambɪzi~ˈræmbɪzi]d/) adj. You are drunk and carrying the evening with unnecessary confidence towards the nearest exit. Hagen went rambizzied after the final round and attempted to escort three coats home. rambled (/ˈɹæmbəld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and taking the scenic route home without having selected one. Dhyana rambled from the pub at closing time, eventually reaching home by way of three gardens. rambler gated adj. Too drunk to pass a self-closing footpath barrier without negotiating its hinges personally. Micharl was too rambler gated for the shortcut, repeatedly widening the barrier and apologising to it. rambler rosed adj. Sufficiently drunk to grow through the evening in several directions, catching on every available person. Tessanne became rambler rosed after the second round, winding through the coats and catching on every sleeve. ramblered adj. Still drunk, and treating the walk home as organised recreation rather than necessary transport. Sirley went ramblered after last orders, turning the short journey into a countryside expedition. rambling rosed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and climbing conversationally over everyone on the way out. Griselle grew rambling rosed after supper, winding through every conversation between the bar and the taxi rank. ramblinged (/ˈɹæm.blɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk enough to make the journey home a long speech with no agreed destination. Keylie got ramblinged at last orders and explained the route home without once naming a road. ramblingnessed adj. You have drunk enough to make every route home appear provisional and every explanation lengthy. Awwal was ramblingnessed after last orders, giving the driver four destinations before choosing one. ramboed (/[ɹæmbəʊ]d/) adj. Of a drinker: armed with a small blade of certainty and prepared to cut through the queue. Dorrien got ramboed at last orders and tried to open a packet with the dignity of a combatant. rambolted adj. Of a drinker who has fixed himself firmly to the bar and cannot be detached for departure. Taisen was rambolted to the bar after closing time, requiring two friends and a taxi receipt.
rambonged adj. Describing a drinker who has become elastic in the doorway and keeps returning to the same conversation. Elonte was rambonged after last orders, stretching the goodbye across the entire pavement.