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RPA'd adj. Drunk beyond piloting oneself, yet confident that a distant aircraft is managing the evening. Akaila was RPA'd and entrusted the journey home to an aircraft that existed only in theory. RPC'd adj. Describing a drinker who causes a distant person to perform the work, usually involving chips. Sthefani was RPC'd and persuaded Deiondre to retrieve the chips from the other table. RPE'd adj. Drunk to the extent of misjudging every simple morning task as strenuous exercise. Rhodora was RPE'd by the walk to the kettle and rested beside it afterwards. RPF'd adj. Emboldened by drink to cast the evening's real people as characters in a journey-home saga. Daphnie got RPF'd and assigned Roselean a heroic role in the search for the night bus. RPG'd adj. Loosened by drink into a household adventure in which the sofa is shelter and the kitchen a dangerous region. Landree was RPG'd, sending Magnola ahead to scout the route to the tap. RPGerred adj. Drunk since last orders, and assigning the barman a minor role in the campaign. Mabelle got RPGerred and asked the doorman what quest he was guarding. RPH'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring the remaining journey in improbably fine distances. Rin was RPH'd by closing time, insisting the taxi rank was only a tiny distance away. RPI'd adj. Drunk beyond any sensible calculation of what the evening's groceries have cost. Hazyn was RPI'd and indexed the crisps against the price of the sofa. RPL'd adj. Drunk enough to have prior experience recognised as a qualification for ordering another round. Malajia was RPL'd by midnight and cited years of pub experience when offered the last drink. RPM'd adj. Describing a drinker who keeps turning over the night's conversations at an unnecessarily high rate. Myrtes woke RPM'd and repeated the same exchange before finding the coffee. RPN'd adj. Describing a drinker who puts the conclusion first and applies the reasoning afterwards. Shriyan got RPN'd and announced the verdict before hearing the accusation. RPO'd adj. Having drunk enough to deliver private messages publicly, with the whole room serving as the post office. Marquale got RPO'd and announced three confidential apologies before pudding. RPP'd adj. You are drunk and flying an imaginary light aircraft through the least suitable parts of the pub. Riker got RPP'd and requested clearance before crossing the bar to collect his coat. RPQ'd adj. Loosened by drink into asking the price of everything, including the headache. Noleen woke RPQ'd and sought quotations for toast, aspirin, and a taxi. RPS'd adj. Softened by drink into a dependable source of warmth with no obvious recharge point. Lucrecia was RPS'd and remained gently warm beneath a coat she had not put on. RPT'd adj. Drunk to the extent of filing a report on each round, with findings becoming less reliable. Cleonte got RPT'd and dictated the crisps order into his phone as an official account.