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ranavirused adj. Drunk by the third round, and spreading amphibian disorder through every conversation. Wimberley went ranavirused and infected the birthday meal with detailed frog opinions. ranbezolided adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring an antibacterial solution of considerable chemical dignity. Ethany was ranbezolided and prescribed herself another round for reasons of laboratory hygiene. ranced (/ɹænsd/) adj. Still drunk, and displaying elaborate red veining where the evening ought to have been. Iyasia was ranced, with pale blue reasoning running through an otherwise red-faced account. rancellored adj. Too drunk to investigate minor offences, yet convinced the umbrella stand merits a formal inquiry. Romar grew rancellored and questioned everyone about the missing dignity. rancelmanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to investigate minor offences across the Northern Isles, beginning with the biscuits. Little became rancelmanned and opened an inquiry into the disappearance of the last sausage roll. rancescenced adj. Having drunk more than freshness could tolerate, and now turning gently towards the cheese board. Vanden grew rancescenced and declared the butter historically significant. ranch dressinged adj. You are drunk and coating every available conversation with buttermilk, garlic, and misplaced confidence. Kynzee got ranch dressinged and applied the same opinion to every subject. ranch housed adj. Slowed by drink to inspect every room before settling, as though the sofa required a land survey. Dorna became ranch housed and examined the kitchen, hallway and sofa before accepting water. ranch slidered adj. Of a drinker: allowing each conversation to pass behind the next, leaving bystanders trapped on the wrong side. Anais-maria became ranch slidered and kept Inocente waiting behind three unrelated conversations. ranch-sieved adj. Drunk on the strength of an agricultural strainer, retaining only the coarser opinions of the evening. Kazmira became ranch-sieved and separated every conversation into useful and useless material. ranchboyed adj. Of a drinker: reduced to tending imaginary cattle, preferably while wearing someone else's hat. Tenneille became ranchboyed and drove the cushions towards an improvised fence. ranchburgered adj. Of a drinker who has become square, suburban, and unexpectedly expensive to maintain. Greggery went ranchburgered and offered the hallway as a family-oriented development. ranched (/ɹɑːnt͡ʃd/) adj. You have drunk enough to require considerable acreage, livestock, and somewhere to mislay a hat. Laramee became ranched and attempted to put the kitchen into pasture. rancheraed (/ɹænˈt͡ʃɛɹəd/) adj. A drinker who performs one traditional song with a guitar, whether or not one is present. Meliek grew rancheraed and serenaded the fruit bowl with considerable regional feeling. ranchered adj. Describing a drinker who manages a substantial imaginary estate with no assistance whatsoever. Tahriq became ranchered and assigned the washing machine to livestock administration. rancheriaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the sitting room has become a small settlement requiring communal governance. Kamaris became rancheriaed and appointed the lamp responsible for local administration.