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random numbered (/ˈɹæn.dəm ˈnʌm.bɚd/) adj. Drunk in a way that assigns significance to whichever number happens to arrive first. Joniqua was random numbered and chose table seventeen for reasons not disclosed. random processed adj. Drunk to the extent of proceeding stochastically, with outcomes not improved by further observation. Demyah was random processed and moved through the party by successive unplanned events. random sampled adj. Drunk on the strength of a few observations, selected without much regard to the population. Akzel was random sampled and judged the whole pub from one conversation. random seeded adj. Drunk by the third round, and initialised for a sequence of decisions that will only appear spontaneous. Chimaobi was random seeded and began producing the same improbable toast at intervals. random sequenced adj. You are drunk and producing a succession of equally distributed remarks, none connected to the last. Johannah was random sequenced, moving from horse racing to wallpaper without warning. random telegraph noised adj. Reduced by drink to jerky bursts of movement, with each step arriving as an unexpected signal. Alla crossed the landing in short, disconnected bursts, thoroughly random telegraph noised by midnight. random variabled adj. Softened by drink into a quantity whose next movement cannot be predicted, but may be assigned a probability. Jaelle was random variabled, reaching for the banister with several equally plausible hands. random walked adj. Loosened by drink into a path whose direction and length are chosen afresh at every step. Rishik random walked from the bar to the lavatory, arriving by way of three walls. random walkered adj. Emboldened by drink to proceed as though every unplanned movement were a legitimate route. Vibiana random walkered across the landing, confidently taking whichever direction occurred next. random-access memoried adj. Sharpened by drink into retrieving isolated facts directly, while losing the surrounding occasion. Treigh was random-access memoried and supplied the postcode without recalling the address. random-number generatored adj. Drunk to a degree that produces apparently arbitrary choices by a method known only to the chooser. Couri was random-number generatored and picked the quietest table, then abandoned it immediately. randomed (/ˈɹændəmd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who proceeds without a fixed course, method, or evident reason. Vernicia was randomed and reached the kitchen by way of the airing cupboard. randomered adj. Drunk and treating every nearby stranger as a suitable source of directions, support, or conversation. Lorida, randomered, asked three strangers which stair she had just climbed. randomicitied adj. Drunk to the point where balance has become a property of chance rather than posture. Bashir was randomicitied, upright on one stair and leaning decisively towards the next. randominitied (/ɹændəmˈɪnɪtid/) adj. Drunk enough to make randomness the governing principle of speech, balance, and stair selection. Ioni was randominitied, beginning each sentence and each step without a settled destination. randomisationed adj. Drunk, with the result that an orderly walk has been converted into a sequence of unrelated experiments. Valon was randomisationed, distributing his weight differently on every stair.