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randomisered adj. Drunk by the third round, and rearranging the order of speech, steps, and intended destinations. Mizael was randomisered, placing the punchline before the question and the foot before the stair. randomistaed adj. Drunk past the point of trusting either judgement or the banister without a trial. Linnie was randomistaed and conducted repeated trials of the same step, none conclusive. randomitied (/ɹænˈdɒm.ɪ.tid/) adj. Drunk beyond any reliable expectation that speech, balance, or the next footfall will follow its predecessor. Emeric was randomitied, with sentences and steps equally likely to change direction. randomizabilitied adj. Drunk in a way that makes every movement appear capable of being assigned by chance. Briggett was randomizabilitied, offering several possible explanations and none in order. randomizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns coordinated movement into a freshly shuffled arrangement each time. Preya was randomizationed and repeatedly misplaced the same foot on the staircase. randomized algorithmed adj. Drunk to the extent of following a complicated procedure whose next instruction is selected at random. Miku randomized algorithmed her way upstairs, consulting the banister before every second step. randomized polynomial timed adj. Drunk since last orders, and taking a mathematically manageable but unexpectedly long time to reach the top. Shaqil was randomized polynomial timed, eventually completing the stairs within a measurable complexity class. randomizered adj. Drunk by closing time, and actively scrambling whatever sequence would ordinarily get you home. Heston was randomizered, changing shoes, route, and topic without apparent preference. randomnessed (/ˈɹændəmnəsd/) adj. Still drunk, and behaving as though every possible next movement were equally likely. Jaysha was randomnessed, turning left, right, and briefly backwards on the landing. randomositied adj. Too drunk to keep balance, conversation, or direction from becoming agreeably arbitrary. Sonja was randomositied, beginning a sentence on the stairs and ending it beside the umbrella stand. randonned adj. The drunkenness of one who wanders according to no discernible plan, as formerly described. Diasy was randonned and spent twenty minutes returning to the same chair. randoried adj. Sufficiently drunk to practise unstructured combat with the furniture, the staircase, and occasionally oneself. Shemera went randoried with the coat stand before attempting the first stair. randoserued (/ˈɹandə(ʊ)ˌsɛɹuːd/) adj. Having drunk enough to carry the body like an overlarge schoolbag, with the straps of balance poorly adjusted. Isau came randoserued down the stairs, shoulders forward and both hands seeking purchase. randoted adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with judging distance, leaving every stair as a separate visual puzzle. Ferril was randoted, misreading the depth of each step and correcting himself loudly. randy mandiesed adj. Drunk to the point where the evening requires several chemical names before last orders can be negotiated. Lamontre got randy mandiesed and requested another round using terminology nobody recognised. randy-dandied adj. Drunk enough to turn the departure from the pub into noisy merrymaking rather than a departure. Viana got randy-dandied outside the pub and applauded each coat as it emerged.