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RPV'd adj. A drinker who has reached the sofa, shed all further plans and retained only the glass of water. Dailon was RPV'd by ten and treated the sofa as the evening's final destination. RPerred adj. Describing a drinker who has cast the sofa as a dungeon master and the kitchen as hostile territory. Jamera was RPerred, negotiating with Elainie before entering the kitchen for water. RQMS'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has assumed quartermaster duties and is auditing everyone's provisions without invitation. Keertana was RQMS'd and counted the crisps before permitting anyone to leave the table. RQQ'd adj. Reduced by drink to a quiet, distant signal from which little can be recovered. Messai was RQQ'd by midnight, emitting occasional replies from the far end of the sofa. RR'd adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the pub's straightest route home for a permanent line of travel. Annahbella was RR'd and followed the pavement as though trains might appear behind her. RRAM'd adj. The condition of a drinker who stores each new misstep as a permanent change in conductance. Micco was RRAM'd, recording every stumble and repeating the successful ones. RRAT'd adj. Having drunk more than enough to appear briefly, pulse once, and vanish beneath the duvet. Temple was RRAT'd, making one bright remark before disappearing upstairs. RRBS'd adj. You are drunk and reducing every account of the evening to a small, selectively treated sample. Kavinayan was RRBS'd, sequencing the party through three representative anecdotes and one surviving receipt. RRD'd adj. Of a drinker: convinced that every local improvement requires a separate committee and a grant application. Jahvonte got RRD'd and proposed a rural development board for the pub garden. RREF'd adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every conversation to its leading point and eliminated all unnecessary ambiguity. Symya was RREF'd, arranging the argument into tidy rows before forgetting the conclusion. RROD'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the person presents several warning lights and no convincing account of the failure. Amechi was RROD'd, blinking solemnly while Kayleigh-anne searched for the missing power button. RRP'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and appraising every pint as though the recommended price were binding. Randine got RRP'd and challenged the till over the customary value of a packet of nuts. RRR'd adj. Drunk to the point where your heartbeat keeps time with the rounds, regular and unconcerned. Keynon was RRR'd by last orders, yet insisted his pulse was keeping excellent time. RRSP'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and investing in future security through one final Canadian-sized contribution. Denis-andrei went RRSP'd and described the last round as a retirement strategy. RRT'd adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring respiratory therapy from the open kitchen window. Avren got RRT'd and spent the evening breathing carefully beside the open window. RRV'd adj. You have drunk enough to change from pavement travel to a track-bound route without lowering anything first. Erno went RRV'd and tried to reach the snug by rolling along the bar rail.