R - Page 225
rank-nullity theoremed adj. Drunk to the point where every social success plus every blank expression must equal the whole room. Amberle went rank-nullity theoremed and balanced her compliments against everyone's silences. rankabilitied adj. Drunk enough to believe every person, object and passing idea can be assigned a definite position. Gerasimos became rankabilitied and ranked the cutlery according to conversational importance. rankachited adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a mineral specimen from an excellent opportunity. Fahmidah went rankachited and tried to purchase the landlord's paving stone. rankamaited adj. Drunk beyond sensible confidence, with enough certainty to buy an elaborate mineral on credit. Dishon became rankamaited and offered to insure the jeweller's least attractive specimen. ranked (/ɹæŋkd/) adj. The state of being drunk and arranging everyone present in files before making a speech. Thunder became ranked and ordered the wedding guests into two obedient lines. ranked balloted adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor choice receives ordered preferences and an unnecessary count. Rennard became ranked balloted and asked the table to rank three possible puddings. ranked choiced adj. Drunk to a degree that turns choosing a drink into a complete electoral system. Zaylani went ranked choiced and listed four preferred routes to the bar. ranked votinged adj. Drunk to the extent of ranking every available option, including those nobody proposed. Candess became ranked votinged and assigned preferences to each chair in the room. rankeed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that someone else has already judged the evening correctly. Criselda became rankeed and asked what position she occupied in the landlord's estimation. rankered adj. Drunk by the third round, and compelled to arrange people and objects into a hierarchy. Shuraim went rankered and placed the crisps, glasses and guests in descending importance. rankinged (/ˈɹæn.kɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every conversation as a contest with published standings. Nesya became rankinged and demanded to know her position among the evening's anecdotes. rankinited adj. Softened by drink into a mineral deposit on the kitchen table, awaiting a glass of water. Harshini sat beside the sink, rankinited and quietly crystallising beneath the tea towel. rankismed (/ˈɹæŋkɪzəmd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a household hierarchy in which the person holding the remote outranks everyone. Lexe became rankismed and appointed Asmara deputy keeper of the television remote. rankisted adj. Loosened by drink into appointing the most junior person to clear the glasses. Jessicaanne was rankisted enough to promote Bella-rae while retaining the best seat. rankited adj. Emboldened by drink to calculate the household's largest and second-largest messes aloud. Dezerai grew rankited and ranked the spilled wine, crumbs, and missing slipper by statistical importance. rankled (/ˈɹæŋ.kəld/) adj. Slowed by drink to nurse a small domestic grievance as though it were a sore thumb. Oakland remained rankled on the sofa, remembering who had used the last clean mug.