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RRoD'd adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the faculties displaying a small, ominous circle of red warnings. Nalijah became RRoD'd and required Jasminn to restart the conversation from the beginning. RS'd adj. Describing a drinker who treats the usual standard as a challenge requiring immediate improvement. Ateeq was RS'd and attempted to raise the pub's accepted standard of karaoke. RSA numbered adj. Still drunk, and apparently composed of two large primes nobody has managed to factor. Mecha was RSA numbered and refused to disclose the key to the cloakroom. RSA'd adj. Emboldened by drink to carry a glass of water across the room without spilling it. Neala was RSA'd and attempted the long journey from kitchen to sofa with water. RSC'd adj. Drunk and correcting the sofa's visual proportions with cushions that were already correctly placed. Rayvon went RSC'd and adjusted the sofa until the kitchen looked level. RSD'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a burning, disproportionate reaction to the smallest contact. Deney went RSD'd when a paper napkin touched his wrist and demanded medical supervision. RSDS'd adj. A drinker who transmits every disagreement differentially, producing a signal much smaller than the accompanying interference. Aditri was RSDS'd, disagreeing quietly enough that only the nearest listener detected it. RSE'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and storing considerable strain in every joint required to stand. Jestyn was RSE'd, with the banister bearing most of the strain on the stairs. RSG'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and enormous, red-faced, and radiating confidence visible from the far end of the street. Corrinda was RSG'd by midnight and gave the taxi driver directions using landmarks three districts away. RSH'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a thiolate from the thing at the bottom of the glass. Paylin became RSH'd and identified the garnish as a reactive sulphur compound. RSHE'd adj. You are drunk and explaining personal boundaries to people who were only discussing the weather. Ammanda got RSHE'd and delivered a careful account of consent beside the cloakroom. RSI'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has raised the same glass so often that the arm now acts independently. Tayvonne was RSI'd, lifting her empty glass whenever conversation paused. RSII'd adj. Still drunk, and proceeding through speech and breath as though each required rapid sequence management. Kaitlinn was RSII'd, beginning each sentence before the previous one had safely ended. RSJ'd adj. Having drunk more than the structure could bear, yet remaining unexpectedly horizontal and load-bearing. Stamatios went RSJ'd and supported the coat rack through a lengthy discussion of transport. RSL'd (/ɑː ɛs ɛld/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave a dark, seasonal line down every staircase attempted. Dabney got RSL'd and traced a dark route down the steps for the rest of the party. RSM'd adj. A drinker who has assumed command of the room, its movements, and the standard of its singing. Olar went RSM'd and organised the dispersal with the authority of a parade ground.