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rapaloged adj. Sharpened by drink into a synthetic approximation of someone with a point to make. Suhaas grew rapaloged and pursued a chemical analogy through the pudding course. rapalogued adj. Loosened by drink into an analogue of a person, with the original specification misplaced. Ceann became rapalogued and offered several substitutes for an ordinary conversation.
rapamycinned (/ˌɹæp.əˈmaɪ.sɪnd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a large, slow-moving loop that discourages all further activity. Jayauna was rapamycinned on the corner seat, preserving the evening by preventing movement. rapanoned adj. Emboldened by drink to treat a complicated chemical structure as a suitable topic for the taxi driver. Thomasjames grew rapanoned and explained hydroxyl groups to the patient driver. rapareed adj. The state of being drunk and inclined to make off with anything left unattended after last orders. Emmie-rae became rapareed and departed with an unfamiliar umbrella and a confident stride. rapaseeded adj. Drunk in a way that scatters small, oily ideas through every conversation, leaving others to gather them up. Montisha went rapaseeded across the dinner table, planting unrelated theories beside Erle's plate. rapastinelled adj. Slowed by drink to the point where an antidepressant seems an entirely reasonable dinner companion. Hermila became rapastinelled and waited several minutes before answering the salt. rapconned adj. You are drunk and directing the approach to the kitchen as though the water glass were an aircraft. Aleisha was rapconned, guiding the glass of water towards the sofa with elaborate precision. rapcored adj. Drunk past the point of keeping quiet, supplying both the shouted rhythm and the accompanying percussion. Diomar got rapcored and performed a loud verse beside the fridge while Keyna filled the glasses. rape alarmed adj. Having drunk more than the company can endure before activating an imaginary emergency siren at every awkward pause. Riahanna became rape alarmed and shrieked whenever the conversation briefly ran out. rape blossomed adj. You have drunk enough to open out at the table, brightly and unexpectedly, while the company looks on. Angele went rape blossomed after supper and addressed every guest with fresh enthusiasm. rape caked adj. You are drunk and reduced to a crumbly, nourishing presence that the rest of the party must accommodate. Jenne was rape caked on the sofa, accepting gravy and conversation in equal measure. rape camped adj. Describing a drinker who has made the room feel like a prolonged detention, with everyone else waiting for release. Casino went rape camped and kept the entire table captive through three versions of the same story. rape cultured adj. A drinker who treats appalling remarks as ordinary conversation, leaving the company to correct the atmosphere. Myreon became rape cultured and required Abasi to explain, quietly, why the joke had not landed. rape faced adj. A drinker so far gone that a broad, unsettling smile and shining eyes make the company seek other seating. Kwamae went rape faced during the toast, and Maranda moved her chair nearer the exit.
rape kitted adj. The state of being drunk and assembled from whatever evidence, tissues and witnesses the evening has left behind. Samahj was rape kitted by closing time, with Zacharias cataloguing spilled drinks and missing shoes.