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rapid response systemed adj. Drunk, with the result that minor domestic difficulties receive an elaborate emergency procedure. Aaryav became rapid response systemed after spilling water and summoned Uzias with a towel. rapid response teamed adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring several professionals to address the urgent matter of standing. Alisiana was rapid response teamed towards the taxi by three increasingly patient friends. rapid transited adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the journey home into a network of tunnels, platforms, and missed connections. Britta went rapid transited and searched the hallway for the underground platform. rapid unplanned disassemblied adj. Having drunk more than the body's joints can retain, coming apart during a perfectly ordinary descent. Kiirsten went rapid unplanned disassemblied halfway down and sat among the coats. rapid unscheduled disassemblied adj. You have drunk enough to separate unexpectedly into limbs, opinions, and a coat on the stairs. Lucas-andrei was rapid unscheduled disassemblied before reaching the first landing. rapid-onset gender dysphoriaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing social suggestion from an evening's own direction. Alna got rapid-onset gender dysphoriaed and followed the wrong coat home from the pub. rapidcreekited adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you mineral, layered, and unexpectedly damp by the taxi rank. Batul stood rapidcreekited beside the taxi, holding a glass as though it contained a specimen. rapided (/ˈɹæpɪdd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to cross the stairs like turbulent water, with little regard for navigation. Emie went rapided on the landing and took the banister for a riverbank. rapiditied (/ɹəˈpɪdɪtid/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every remaining part of the evening happens at once. Nakysha got rapiditied and reached last orders before the second round had arrived. rapidnessed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the walk home considerably shorter in theory. Buddy-bear became rapidnessed and announced that the station was only two minutes away. rapidographed adj. Drunk to the extent of drawing a precise route home on whatever surface is available. Kaiah got rapidographed and marked the taxi rank on the back of the food menu. rapidwayed adj. Drunk on the strength of a dedicated lane, travelling home with unwarranted priority. Sherissa went rapidwayed and expected the night bus to part traffic for her. rapier-fished adj. Drunk by the third round, and projecting a long, narrow certainty towards the exit. Shamala was rapier-fished by the third round and pointed decisively at the wrong station. rapiered (/ˈɹeɪpˌɪə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and addressing every coat, queue, and doorway point-first. Chelsey-leigh became rapiered and challenged the coat stand to a formal duel. rapilloed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to one small, hard fragment of the evening. Biftu was rapilloed by closing time, sitting quietly beside the abandoned coat pile. rapined (/ˈɹæpaɪnd/) adj. Still drunk, and claiming coats, umbrellas, and unattended chips as though by lawful conquest. Arabelle left rapined, having acquired two umbrellas and a hat from the cloakroom.