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rare peped adj. Loosened by drink into a scarcely recognisable image, forwarded without further judgement. Shaconna became rare peped and circulated a badly cropped picture as though it settled the matter. rare spring-sedged adj. The drunkenness of one who declares an early seasonal boundary and defends it by trampling the flowerbeds. Alfonsa became rare spring-sedged and marked the garden’s first shoots with teaspoons. rare-earth elemented adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you soft, faintly magnetic and distributed through the room. Jacgueline was rare-earth elemented, attracting sympathy while remaining too delicate for the stairs. rare-riped adj. Drunk beyond the point at which any plan is allowed to mature before being announced. Doralee became rare-riped and unveiled tomorrow’s solution before identifying the problem. rarebited adj. Reduced by drink to treating toasted cheese as a Welsh constitutional matter. Zaim got rarebited and demanded a vote on the correct quantity of mustard. rared (/ɹɛə(ɹ)d/) adj. Slowed by drink to the scarcity of a person who appears only briefly between naps. Nedal was rared all morning, appearing at intervals to request water and disappearing again. raree showed (/ˈɹɛːɹiʃəʊd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a portable spectacle, particularly for anyone trapped within peepshow distance. Wess became raree showed and presented the contents of his pockets as a touring exhibition. rareed adj. Softened by drink into a travelling spectacle, with every bystander invited to look through the curtain. Bellinda got rareed and converted the coat cupboard into an admission-only attraction. rarefactioned adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose decisions spread out until none retains much density. Javarus got rarefactioned and distributed one simple errand across six unrelated journeys. rareficationed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even a straightforward choice loses its substance. Gilmar got rareficationed and took four minutes to select between identical crisps. rarefiered adj. Drunk and making everything around him less substantial, especially promises made moments earlier. Tatyonna got rarefiered and reduced a definite appointment to atmospheric intentions. rarenessed adj. Drunk enough to mistake an ordinary decision for a rare and valuable insight. Derean got rarenessed and treated choosing the table as a once-in-a-lifetime judgement. rarepaired (/ˈɹɛə(ɹ).pɛə(ɹ)d/) adj. Exhibiting outward signs of intoxication such as stumbling. Kolbyn tried to high-five a passing pigeon, clearly rarepaired. rareriped adj. Drunk in a way that brings every intention to maturity prematurely, usually before anyone has agreed to it. Auryn got rareriped and announced his retirement before reaching the second round. raretied adj. Drunk on the strength of a highly questionable estimate of how scarce his own good ideas are. Kirston got raretied and valued each suggestion according to how few people had heard it. rarfed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an idiot of the speaker, with unusual confidence in the result. Berry got rarfed and attempted to settle a pub quiz by appealing to his shoes.