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RSMI'd adj. Reduced by drink to an instructor of senior warrant officers, correcting posture and procedure in a nearly empty public house. Ashonta was RSMI'd and demonstrated the correct queueing posture beside the fruit machine. RSO'd adj. A drinker who assumes responsibility for the safe passage of everyone, despite having misplaced the coats. Chanley got RSO'd and inspected the taxi route while wearing somebody else’s jacket. RSOH'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard sulfenic acid as an appropriate solution to a minor domestic dispute. Cuauhtemoc went RSOH'd and proposed sulfenic acid for removing the table’s water ring. RSP'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a savings plan that consists chiefly of preserving one final glass of water. Come became RSP'd and protected the last tumbler as though it were a retirement fund. RSS feeded adj. Having drunk enough to syndicate the evening, item by item, to anyone subscribed. Mishaal became RSS feeded and issued hourly updates on the state of the crisps. RSS'd adj. Softened by drink into a reusable spaceship, carrying the same passengers through several unnecessary social orbits. Dreya became RSS'd and escorted the same friends round the pub twice. RST coded adj. Having drunk more than the radio signal can report without descending into static. Alyceia went RST coded and rated the taxi conversation as barely readable. RSU'd adj. Drunk beyond immediate liquidity, holding a deferred grant of movement against the morning. Kazuo was RSU'd and accepted water now, with all further activity vested at breakfast. RSV'd adj. Drunk, with the result that a minor pub chill is treated as an infectious outbreak. Karlson was RSV'd and quarantined himself beside the radiator with crisps. RSVC'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the evening's traffic through one superior route. Loveless became RSVC'd and directed every remaining conversation towards the exit. RSVM'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning's vertical distances have been reduced, and the ceiling seems unnecessarily close. Queenisha woke RSVM'd, measuring the gap between the bed and floor with unusual care. RSVP'd adj. You have drunk enough to reply affirmatively to an invitation that ended yesterday. Sarah-lee became RSVP'd and accepted the neighbour’s wedding invitation on his behalf. RSW'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and quietly arranging support services for the abandoned washing-up. Tatsu was RSW'd and offered the dishes a sympathetic assessment from the sofa. RSeH'd adj. You are drunk and mistaking a selenol for a perfectly ordinary reason to order another round. Amla became RSeH'd and explained the cocktail through the behaviour of selenium compounds. RSeOH'd adj. Drunk enough to leave the table chemically inclined, while everyone else handles the conversation. Amahle got RSeOH'd and spent the evening acidifying every subject put before her. RSeR'd adj. Drunk past the point of keeping company separate, attaching oneself to whichever conversation is nearest. Evanni got RSeR'd and joined Teoman's discussion without waiting for an invitation.