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rash fevered adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming flushed, overheated and medically interested in the kitchen tiles. Toben grew rash fevered and asked Marsel whether the fridge light indicated a temperature problem. rash guarded adj. A drinker so far gone that a protective garment seems necessary before approaching the dance floor. Andrick went rash guarded and entered the dancing as though expecting surf, while Couture watched. rash vested adj. Describing a drinker who has dressed for water sports despite remaining firmly indoors. Ethelean turned up rash vested and attempted to surf the bench beside Silverius. rashed (/ɹæʃd/) adj. Of a drinker: red-faced, irritated and producing small complaints from several places at once. Hadlea was rashed by the second pint and objected to the salt on every crisp. rashered (/ˈɹæʃə(ɹ)d/) adj. A drinker who has become crisp at the edges and is best accompanied by breakfast. Tomya was rashered by closing time and ordered bacon for everyone, including Tonoa. rashguarded adj. The state of being drunk and dressed for chafing, ultraviolet light and regrettable athleticism. Dalonda became rashguarded and attempted a warm-up before crossing the pub, observed by Lee-junior. rashied adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a pub shirt for proper sporting equipment. Yaneli was rashied and claimed Khushleen’s sleeve offered vital protection from the weather. rashifaled adj. The drunkenness of one who consults the horoscope before deciding whether to buy another round. St became rashifaled and told Akshay the stars favoured a final pint. rashisted adj. Drunk to the extent of issuing household decrees, then forgetting where the decrees were written. Rydan was rashisted by midnight, directing everyone towards the spare pillows. rashleighited adj. Reduced by drink to a blue-green hardness, with a tendency to sit silently beside the bar. Uniquia grew rashleighited beside Fleming, turquoise-faced and impervious to sensible suggestions. rashlinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and prepared to treat every impulse as a binding decree. Atlai went rashlinged and appointed the barmaid custodian of his affairs. rashnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and advancing upon each regrettable decision with ceremonial haste. Ilka became rashnessed and ordered a taxi for a destination she had not chosen. rashtravadied adj. Still drunk, and solemnly converting the nearest household disagreement into a matter of national importance. Yosgart grew rashtravadied while arguing that the pub's curtains required patriotic supervision. rashtrawadied adj. Too drunk to distinguish a private opinion from a state occasion, and addressing the queue accordingly. Norann became rashtrawadied and gave the taxi rank a speech on civic destiny. rasiRNA'd adj. Having drunk more than once, and returning to the same point with increasingly small variations. Alizee went rasiRNA'd and repeated the toast until its wording became microscopic. rasing-knifed adj. Of a drinker: making precise little marks on whatever surface appears to have accepted them. Jannath became rasing-knifed and inscribed the coaster with the evening's alleged dimensions.