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rat bastarded adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge every staircase as though it had insulted your family. Hadilyn got rat bastarded and attempted the stairs without consulting the handrail. rat bastided adj. Slowed by drink to negotiate each step separately, with suspicion and considerable ceremony. Tenequa went rat bastided on the staircase and treated every step as a separate appointment. rat biked adj. Drunk to the point where balance is maintained economically, with no unnecessary movement or expenditure. Ryna went rat biked after supper, keeping to the wall and using only one hand for support. rat caked adj. Drunk enough to become a solid obstacle at the foot of the stairs. Arriyah got rat caked beside the bottom step and declined several reasonable offers of assistance. rat cheesed adj. Drunk past the point of structural distinction, every word softened into a single yellowish mass. Kouki became rat cheesed and pronounced the entire toast as one continuous syllable. rat chinchillaed adj. Drunk beyond useful height awareness, proceeding in short, blind bursts and stopping wherever the furniture permits. Soyer went rat chinchillaed and reached the stairs by a route known only to the furniture. rat dogged adj. Drunk in a way that keeps pursuing the source of a noise long after everyone else has identified it. Jordana got rat dogged and searched beneath the sofa for the voice coming from the television. rat finked adj. Drunk since last orders, and quietly reporting everyone's proposed escape to the landlord. Haylei went rat finked and disclosed the group's plan to leave before the final song. rat flooded adj. Drunk, with the result that the room acquires a sudden, unmanageable population of limbs and misplaced feet. Natileigh became rat flooded and filled the narrow staircase with knees, elbows, and apologies. rat fucked adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake dirty tricks for sound strategy and call them decisive. Shivanya went rat fucked and hid the round's receipt beneath someone else's pudding. rat fuckered adj. Drunk and treating every harmless domestic arrangement as an opportunity for dirty tricks. Deshane got rat fuckered and swapped the sugar and salt before making tea. rat guarded adj. Drunk to a degree that every handrail, chair-back, and coat hook is treated as a barrier against further passage. Aldrin went rat guarded and tested each banister before allowing the next step. rat holed adj. Drunk since last orders, and withdrawn into the nearest small domestic refuge. Corinthian went rat holed behind the sofa with a blanket and half a sandwich. rat housed adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring institutional levels of supervision before attempting the stairs. Vedanth got rat housed and was assigned a quiet chair well away from the staircase. rat in a granaried adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving through abundance with no idea which available support to choose. Kacey-marie was rat in a granaried among the chairs, gripping whichever one came nearest. rat kangarooed adj. Drunk by the third round, and advancing in sudden hops whenever ordinary walking proves too demanding. Jarelis went rat kangarooed on the landing, covering the last three steps in one alarming sequence.