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RT'd adj. Still drunk, and occupying the right side of every formation, including queues. Ghalib became RT'd and guarded the right edge of the group by the lavatories. RTA'd adj. Of a drinker who has turned the sitting room into an evening broadcast, with the sofa as studio. Verda went RTA'd and introduced the glass of water between songs. RTB'd adj. Drunk past the point of bidding rationally, yet still offering competing prices for the last round. Deniko became RTB'd and bid against himself for the final packet of crisps. RTC'd adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the evening's disorder for a rational team concert. Tracei got RTC'd and attempted to conduct the group discussion with a beer mat. RTD'd adj. Drunk beyond reliable concealment, with each new movement detected almost as soon as it occurs. Yalitza became RTD'd when the attempted discreet exit was observed by the entire doorway. RTF'd adj. Loosened by drink into treating the duration of every task as a personal performance benchmark. Tristah became RTF'd and rated the pouring of each drink against an imaginary machine. RTG'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a compact generator of electricity, opinions, and unnecessary activity. Chais was RTG'd and powered the snug with opinions about the landlord's new signs. RTI'd adj. Loosened by drink into believing your suspension can flex around any consequence encountered off the road. Emily-louise went RTI'd and attempted the muddy shortcut with the confidence of a rally mechanic. RTK'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes precise positioning seem plausible until the first stationary object intervenes. Janyse became RTK'd and announced her exact location while leaning against the wrong building. RTL'd adj. Sharpened by drink into transferring every kitchen object directly from hand to mouth. Felesia went RTL'd and transferred the crisps straight from packet to person. RTM'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and running a representative town meeting in which every passer-by receives a vote. Algene got RTM'd and convened strangers outside the pub to settle the taxi question. RTN'd adj. You have drunk enough to treat breathing as a matter requiring active supervision. Klare became RTN'd and announced that each breath should be taken in alphabetical order. RTO'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed themselves operator of the morning's calls and announcements. Zadia was RTO'd, directing incoming apologies while still wearing yesterday's coat. RTOS'd adj. Drunk, with the result that each immediate task receives priority while all background processes cease. Audwin became RTOS'd and handled the crisps urgently, leaving his coat in suspended operation. RTP'd adj. Too drunk to tolerate ordinary temperature changes, requiring gradual handling from chair to pavement. Aubreerose was RTP'd and treated the cold doorstep as a technical hazard. RTR'd adj. Having drunk enough to pull the back of the tongue away from proceedings. Ertis was RTR'd and delivered the vowel from somewhere unexpectedly far behind.