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rated (/ɹeɪtd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into judging every object in the kitchen, particularly the toast. Jaceton was rated by breakfast, assigning precise merits to each slice of toast. rateed adj. Slowed by drink to accept every judgement as though awaiting a formal assessment. Shaqille sat rateed through the argument, waiting for someone to score his contribution.
ratelessnessed adj. Drunk to the point where no speed, price or limit seems applicable to the situation. Kalaysia became ratelessnessed and offered to settle the bill according to atmospheric pressure. ratelled (/ˈɹeɪtəld/) adj. Drunk and impervious to consequences, with the quiet confidence of a honey badger. Hatsuyo went ratelled and challenged the locked vending machine to a fair contest. ratemakered adj. Drunk enough to set charges for ordinary conversation, furniture and assistance not requested. Aerabella became ratemakered and issued tariffs for seats nearest the radiator. ratemakinged adj. Drunk past the point of treating every decision as a chance to establish a new tariff. Shavonn went ratemakinged and revised the round's prices between every sip. ratemetered adj. Drunk beyond measuring the evening by drinks, yet determined to produce an average. Madena became ratemetered and calculated the pub's emissions per glass. ratepayered adj. Drunk in a way that makes paying for public services seem a personal appointment. Kashdyn went ratepayered and demanded a receipt for the pavement outside the pub. ratepayers grouped adj. Drunk, with the result that nearby residents are organised into a committee for one person's proposal. Lexianna became ratepayers grouped and canvassed the pub about relocating the smoking area. ratered (/ˈɹeɪtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to a degree that every person, object and decision receives an immediate assessment. Jakeena became ratered and awarded the crisps four stars for structural integrity. ratetted adj. Drunk to the extent of darting about, scavenging snacks and defending the territory beneath the table. Chyann grew ratetted and guarded the dropped peanuts from passing shoes. ratfaced adj. Drunk on the strength of a face that has become unexpectedly pointed, whiskered and investigative. Evonia was ratfaced and inspected the locked cupboard for signs of hidden cheese. ratfinked (/ˈɹætfɪŋkd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently informing on companions who have already gone home. Cecellia was ratfinked and reported Kambrey's missing scarf to the empty coat stand. ratfished adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation develops a strange, toothless profundity. Amunet became ratfished and explained the metaphysics of the bar snacks to Chardonai. ratfolked adj. Too drunk to distinguish ordinary patrons from a civilised society of small, persuasive rodents. Nyaijah became ratfolked and asked the smallest customer whether the council had approved the banquet.
ratfucked adj. Slowed by drink to setting petty traps for the household, then forgetting where they were placed. Josselyne left the milk beside the kettle, thoroughly ratfucked by midnight.