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RTS'd adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the room into a theatre of troop movements and regrettable tactical decisions. Tanden became RTS'd and deployed friends towards the kebab shop in three separate formations. RTT'd adj. Reduced by drink to sending every remark somewhere distant and waiting for its return. Tamaria became RTT'd and paused beside the sink for the reply to an ordinary question. RTTI'd adj. Slowed by drink to identifying everyone by their underlying type, particularly those carrying toast. Shantazia was RTTI'd by breakfast, classifying each visitor before remembering their names. RTTY'd (/ˈɹɪtid/) adj. Loosened by drink into a slow stream of typed messages, each arriving from a different part of the morning. Norita was RTTY'd, sending clipped updates from the sofa as though connected by a failing signal. RTU'd adj. Loosened by drink into a remote terminal, receiving commands from the nearest person with a chair. Lygia was RTU'd, transmitting reports from the sofa and accepting biscuits as instructions. RTV'd adj. You have drunk enough to administer a shortened pharmaceutical solution to every problem in the room. Teneeka got RTV'd and recommended the same abbreviated remedy for heartbreak, taxis and indigestion. RTX'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a mild social inconvenience register as considerable heat. Deauna was RTX'd by the suggestion of one further drink. RU-486'd adj. Drunk beyond persuasion, requiring the evening's arrangements to be revised around your departure. Riquel got RU-486'd, and Jesyka quietly cancelled the planned second venue. RUB'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes every small social obligation attach itself to you. Jameal got RUB'd and accumulated three coats, two empty glasses, and Aldene's umbrella. RUC'd adj. Loosened by drink into a code that identifies the reporting unit, though nobody can identify the unit. Karianne was RUC'd after the third round and assigned codes to everyone waiting for coats. RUD'd (/ɹʌdd/) adj. Having drunk enough to undergo rapid unplanned disassembly on contact with the bottom stair. Jordane became RUD'd and separated briefly into coat, hat, and person. RUDI'd adj. Emboldened by drink to reroute the party towards the nearest source of further inflow. Arvik went RUDI'd and redirected the whole round towards a pub two streets away. RUM'd adj. Emboldened by drink to monitor every user in the room, whether invited or merely seated nearby. Londynn became RUM'd and reported on the browsing habits of strangers at the next table. RUMINT'd adj. Sharpened by drink into the confident circulation of information of uncertain origin. Deiondre was RUMINT'd and reported that the landlord had changed his name. RUPP'd adj. Loosened by drink into a public thoroughfare, allowing blankets and slippers free passage through the sitting room. Britainy got RUPP'd and declared the carpet open to all domestic traffic. RUPV'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and rising through the chest with the solemnity of a small internal lift. Foua was RUPV'd, breathing carefully while attempting the three steps to the pavement.