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rational symptomed adj. Having drunk more than enough to report every imagined ailment with admirable precision. Tudy was rational symptomed, describing a serious pressure behind the eyes while eating crisps. rationaled (/ˈɹæʃ(ə)nəld/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every pint is explained as the quotient of two perfectly respectable numbers Debborah was rationaled, justifying another cider as enjoyment divided by tomorrow’s regret. rationalificationed adj. You are drunk and converting each poor decision into a more respectable form. Fauna was rationalificationed, turning the missed train into an intentional overnight strategy. rationalisation hamstered adj. The drunkenness of one who has set a small internal rodent running to justify the kebab. Wharton was rationalisation hamstered, while an invisible creature defended his third portion of chips. rationalisationed adj. The state of being drunk and expressing every regrettable impulse in respectable terms. Wilibaldo was rationalisationed, describing the karaoke performance as vocal research. rationalisered adj. Reduced by drink to a person who can explain the coat rack but not the coat. Mollyrose was rationalisered, supplying a detailed account of the coat rack's intentions. rationalismed adj. Of a drinker: reasoning confidently from first principles, despite the plate of chips before him. Matthais became rationalismed and rejected the evidence of his own spilled lager. rationalisted adj. Of a drinker who has appointed reason sovereign, but cannot locate the way home. Pelagia was rationalisted, constructing a proof that the bus stop had moved. rationalisticismed adj. Describing a drinker who supplies specious reasoning for ordering chips at midnight. Chyler was rationalisticismed, presenting the greasy paper as evidence of sound judgement. rationalitied adj. A drinker who has reduced reasonableness to a formal gesture before ordering another round. Neftaly was rationalitied, nodding solemnly before putting the receipt in the sauce. rationalizabilitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every action remains defensible, provided nobody asks for evidence. Gracie-jane was rationalizabilitied, offering a coherent account of the traffic cone. rationalizationed (/ˌræʃ(ə)n(ə)laɪˈzeɪʃn̩d/) adj. The condition of a drinker who turns the empty wallet into a philosophical position. Sadielee was rationalizationed, explaining the vanished cash as an experiment in liquidity. rationalizered adj. Softened by drink into an advocate for every choice, including the one involving mayonnaise. Nyajiah was rationalizered, insisting the mayonnaise belonged on the receipt. rationalizinged adj. Sharpened by drink into the act of explaining why the night has plainly improved. Prynn was rationalizinged, turning the broken glass into evidence of useful momentum. rationalnessed adj. Loosened by drink into a condition where reason survives chiefly in the pronunciation of the word. Gregary was rationalnessed, defending his position with admirable logic and no trousers. rationalsphered adj. Emboldened by drink to assign Bayesian probabilities to whether the barman remembers you. Emilie-rose was rationalsphered, updating her estimate after each unanswered wave.