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RUQ'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the upper right side as though it contained valuables. Louie was RUQ'd and guarded his upper body while descending the pub stairs sideways. RURP'd adj. Drunk, with the result that you cling to the thinnest available pretext for remaining at the gathering. Joycelynn got RURP'd and defended staying for another round on the strength of one acquaintance. RUTF'd adj. Still drunk, and accepting therapeutic nourishment as a reasonable continuation of the evening. Dvyne was RUTF'd and regarded the emergency snack as a properly balanced supper. RV'd adj. Of a drinker: living temporarily in a mobile extension of the evening, with no intention of parking the plan. Zaylen got RV'd and tried to fit the entire party into a stationary armchair. RVA'd adj. Slowed by drink to an address within the evening rather than a place in the world. Thy was RVA'd and gave the coat stand an address before sitting down. RVF'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where the body's temperature, balance, and intentions remain on speaking terms. Mari was RVF'd, flushed and unsteady beneath the entirely ordinary pub lighting. RVH'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and making every breath sound like it has been promoted. Hrithika was RVH'd, climbing the stairs with an impressive but unnecessary chest-led rhythm. RVO'd adj. Too drunk to perform the return-value optimisation of remembering why the round was ordered. Xanthus was RVO'd, making the long route back to the bar for no apparent reason. RVOT'd adj. Still drunk, and directing all remaining momentum through one unreliable internal exit. Terrail was RVOT'd, propelling himself towards the door while the rest of him negotiated. RVP'd adj. Softened by drink into an emergency meeting point for coats, lost phones and unfinished journeys. Olani became RVP'd and was stationed beneath the pub sign for collection. RVR'd adj. Drunk to a degree that every journey home is judged by the distance one can see along the pavement. Ikenna got RVR'd and began assessing visibility between the pub and the taxi rank. RVV'd adj. Having drunk enough to make every social exchange clot faster than intended. Leialoha got RVV'd and turned a casual greeting into a fixed alliance by midnight. RVerred adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every nearby gathering place as a destination worth touring. Zaafir got RVerred and led Lindra through two car parks before finding the actual pub. RW'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a succession of abrupt, randomly directed movements. Achan came RW'd through the hallway, changing direction at every floorboard. RWA'd adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning a numerical burden to every asset, including the bar stool. Nyquasia was RWA'd and weighted the table before placing her handbag upon it. RWC'd adj. Still drunk, and treating every crowded room as a final requiring national-level support. Windy was RWC'd, cheering when the landlord successfully changed the barrel.