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razed (/ɹeɪzd/) adj. Of a drinker who has drunk, competing with everyone for an objective no one specified. Saquan was razed and hurried towards the kebab shop as though qualifying for something. razeed adj. Softened by drink into a vessel of lesser rate, still armed with opinions about the taxi. Kaelyb was razeed and surrendered the evening’s command to the taxi driver. razered adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who removes every conversational structure, leaving only the awkward silence. Cedri became razered and dismantled the dinner conversation with three precise questions. razinodiled adj. Loosened by drink into a wide vessel through which every private thought can pass. Jayvaun grew razinodiled and allowed confidential opinions to flow across the buffet. razmatazed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every explanation sound precise until examined afterwards. Lebrandon became razmatazed and gave a lengthy account of where the keys had gone. razobazamed adj. Emboldened by drink to display learning, optimism and a complete misunderstanding of the situation. Lluvia became razobazamed and explained the restaurant’s business model to the waiter. razooed (/ɹəˈzʉːd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the value and velocity of a fictitious coin found beneath the sofa. Crimea was razooed and spent five minutes negotiating with a vending machine. razor and bladesed adj. Drunk enough to give away the first round in expectation of selling everyone the next one. Sameria became razor and bladesed and offered free drinks, followed by an elaborate invoice. razor bladed (/ˈɹeɪzə(ɹ)ˈbleɪdd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a sharp edge from an acceptable place to sit. Arihaan was razor bladed and attempted to settle on the kitchen’s decorative edge. razor bumped adj. Describing a drinker who leaves every conversation irritated, inflamed, and regrettably close to the face. Yoshua got razor bumped and made three colleagues reconsider standing within conversational distance. razor burned adj. A drinker who irritates everyone nearby through repeated, ill-judged attempts to smooth matters over. Bulent went razor burned and apologised so often that the apology became the evening's chief nuisance. razor clammed adj. A drinker so far gone that conversation closes sharply whenever anyone approaches a sensitive subject. Nayleah was razor clammed before pudding, refusing every question with impressive finality. razor combed adj. The condition of a drinker who runs through the room removing conversational strands one by one. Pranish got razor combed and trimmed every anecdote until nobody recognised it. razor creamed adj. The drunkenness of one who smooths every disagreement over the wrong person, leaving the room sticky with diplomacy. Raianna went razor creamed and attempted to reconcile two people who had not been arguing. razor eyed adj. Reduced by drink to judging every companion with unnerving precision, whilst missing the obvious entirely. Rydin got razor eyed and identified everyone else's weaknesses before noticing the coat rack. razor grassed adj. Softened by drink into a person whose attempts at informing on others leave the company quietly cut up. Sammya became razor grassed and reported three harmless secrets before anyone stopped her.