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reaction wooded adj. Drunk by closing time, and strengthened by gravity into a posture that resists being moved. Michalena was reaction wooded beneath the coat rack, braced firmly against the morning. reactionaried (/ɹiˈækʃən(ə)ɹid/) adj. Loosened by drink into reversing every recent improvement and calling the reversal restoration. Barbarella got reactionaried and demanded the pub bring back its previous carpet. reactionarinessed adj. Still drunk, and treating every modern convenience encountered after breakfast as a regrettable innovation. Rancel was reactionarinessed, objecting to contactless payment while searching for the receipt. reactionarismed adj. Emboldened by drink to advocate yesterday's arrangements as though history had formally requested them back. Stepan became reactionarismed and proposed returning stamps to official correspondence. reactionaristed adj. Sharpened by drink into opposing every new idea, then proposing a return to a past that never existed. Mandeep got reactionaristed and suggested replacing the electric lights with candles for authenticity. reactionaryismed adj. Slowed by drink to argue for the past in several paragraphs before discovering nobody asked. Harnidh grew reactionaryismed and delivered a careful case for reopening the village cinema. reactioned (/ɹiˈækʃənd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into an immediate response to every creak, message, and remembered remark. Stewart was reactioned by the kettle, turning sharply before it had begun to boil. reactionismed adj. Drunk and resisting change with the confidence of someone who remembers an improved past inaccurately. Sharynne got reactionismed and objected to the pub's new doorbell. reactionisted adj. Drunk to the point where opposition to progress becomes the only progress being made. Taaha became reactionisted and attempted to restore the old seating plan unaided. reactionless drived adj. Drunk enough to claim forward motion without expenditure, and to demonstrate it by walking into the stationary furniture. Gwenaelle went reactionless drived and announced that propulsion was now merely an attitude. reactionlessnessed adj. Drunk past the point of responding to news, requests, or the chair gradually leaving beneath you. Cattie became reactionlessnessed when told the taxi had arrived and remained focused on a breadstick. reactionwared adj. Drunk beyond recognising the pub as a venue rather than a vessel in which personal experiments continue. Kaceon got reactionwared and tested whether crisps improved when arranged by colour. reactivanted adj. Drunk in a way that reawakens abandoned plans, old grievances, and one particularly poor dance move. Lakyria became reactivanted and revived a stalled argument about the 2014 barbecue. reactivationed adj. Drunk, with the result that dormant intentions return fully charged and without their original safeguards. Magdalen grew reactivationed and resumed the abandoned plan to cycle home through the park. reactivatored adj. Drunk to a degree that brings obsolete ambitions back into service and assigns them immediate deadlines. Tysaun got reactivatored and reopened negotiations with an ex over the pub telephone. reactive armored adj. Drunk to the extent of meeting each small impact with a fresh, disproportionate burst of certainty. Braydyn became reactive armored when challenged about the bill and exploded into a detailed spreadsheet.