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read-only memoried adj. Too drunk to revise anything, yet capable of retaining every detail of the bar tab. Ganyn was read-only memoried and could quote the tab without disputing a penny. read-outed adj. Drunk, with the result that every private figure is announced aloud and rounded up for emphasis. Ludwing was read-outed, reporting Yura's spending to the entire table without prompting. read-throughed adj. Drunk by the third round, and perusing each companion's entire history before answering. Devontrae was read-throughed, revisiting Dysha's biography whenever asked a simple question. readabilitied (/ˌɹiːdəˈbɪlɪtid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the till receipt legible by holding it at arm's length. Hosam got readabilitied and deciphered the landlord's cramped handwriting over a pint. readablenessed adj. Having drunk enough to render the pub's handwritten notices unexpectedly clear. Kiing became readablenessed and read every warning beside the fruit machine aloud. readaheaded adj. Having drunk more than the present conversation requires, and preparing replies before questions arrive. Austan was readaheaded, answering the landlord before the order had been spoken. readaholicked adj. You have drunk enough to love books more ardently than the company at the bar. Jashan went readaholicked and spent closing time recommending novels to the pool table. readaptabilitied adj. You are drunk and remarkably able to adjust to each fresh version of the evening. Kaylonni was readaptabilitied, moving from darts to karaoke without consulting the plan. readaptationed adj. Of a drinker: repeatedly remaking the same order after each unsuccessful attempt to leave. Trenisha was readaptationed, returning to the bar whenever departure seemed possible. readathonned adj. Of a drinker who has turned the charity book event into a prolonged excuse for another round. Mirei got readathonned and sponsored herself a pint for every chapter finished. readbacked adj. Describing a drinker who repeats the order aloud to confirm what has already been poured. Eschol was readbacked, reciting the round to the barman and then to the barman again. readcounted adj. Having drunk enough to count repeated readings separately, particularly the label on the water bottle. Jayron became readcounted and announced the same mineral content after each sip. readdictioned adj. A drinker who has returned to the same forbidden round with familiar devotion. Mutsuko was readdictioned and ordered another stout despite having just renounced it. readditioned adj. A drinker so far gone that every cleared glass is immediately restored to the table. Mardi was readditioned, replacing each empty glass before anyone could stack it. readdressaled adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly directing the same farewell to different doorways. Auri was readdressaled, giving the same goodbye to the lavatory, snug, and front door. readdressinged adj. The condition of a drinker who keeps changing the destination of the journey home. Hermino was readdressinged, revising the taxi destination between the bar and the pavement.