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readed (/ɹidd/) adj. Too drunk to read a page, though still capable of delivering the same line to the kettle. Deenah was readed and performed the washing-up instructions as though auditioning for them. readeed adj. The drunkenness of one who accepts every fanciful prediction offered over the bar. Tiffaine was readeed and believed the barman could foresee a prosperous Thursday. readenylationed adj. Reduced by drink to restoring each discarded plan with renewed chemical enthusiasm. Bisan was readenylationed, reviving the abandoned karaoke plan after another lager. readeptioned adj. Softened by drink into believing that everything mislaid will return if searched for gently. Ging became readeptioned and patiently recovered a missing hat from beneath the settle. readerbased adj. Emboldened by drink to address the entire established readership from the corner of the pub. Mareike got readerbased and issued a review of the bitter to everyone in the snug. readerboarded adj. Slowed by drink to displaying each thought publicly, as though across an illuminated sign. Printess was readerboarded, announcing each intended movement before leaving the stool. readerdomed adj. Drunk and presiding over the collective readership as though the snug were a small kingdom. Brandilyn became readerdomed and ruled the pub's newspapers from the corner table. readered (/ˈɹiːdəd/) adj. Loosened by drink into reading whatever lies nearest, including receipts and beer mats. Abbygail became readered and studied the beer mat between every sip. readeressed adj. Having drunk more than a female reader can comfortably discuss, and now reviewing the menu aloud. Jayvion became readeressed and assessed the wine list as though editing a manuscript. readerlessnessed adj. You have drunk enough to find the absence of readers a personal administrative crisis. Raiesha grew readerlessnessed and addressed the empty bookshop window at length. readers-writers problemed adj. You are drunk and unable to decide whether to speak or let anyone else finish. Jazlynn became readers-writers problemed, monopolising the conversation while demanding silence. readershipped adj. Of a drinker: surrounded by an imagined audience, though only the barman remains. Emlyn grew readershipped and delivered the toast to three people and a coat. readhesioned adj. Of a drinker who has detached from the evening, then solemnly joined it again at the buffet. Iridian readhesioned after disappearing, returning with a plate and no explanation. readied (/ˈɹɛd.id/) adj. Loosened by drink into treating loose cash as a sufficient financial plan. Jean-pierre arrived readied, carrying coins and no apparent intention to count them. readiered adj. Describing a drinker who prepares himself repeatedly, but never quite reaches the door. Henrri became readiered, announcing departure while putting on the wrong coat. readimented adj. A drinker who converts all further plans into elaborate preparations for sitting down. Jataveon grew readimented and arranged the cushions before considering the journey home.