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readinessed
(/ˈɹɛdinəsd/)
adj.
A drinker so far gone that preparedness consists chiefly of holding the wall.
Emberlin reached
readinessed
and stood beside the exit, equipped only with a coat.
reading aged
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has regressed to sounding out the crisps packet.
Daeja was
reading aged
and pronounced each flavour as though learning the alphabet.
reading booked
adj.
The drunkenness of one who approaches the wine list as a beginner's primer.
Latravious grew
reading booked
and asked the waiter to explain the pictures.
reading breaked
adj.
Reduced by drink to abandoning all written matter in favour of a sandwich.
Janiha became
reading breaked
and closed the novel at the first mention of winter.
reading comprehensioned
adj.
Softened by drink into understanding written language only when it concerns the bill.
Chazman became
reading comprehensioned
and grasped the menu but not the conversation.
reading copied
adj.
Sharpened by drink into treating a battered book as a valuable possession, provided nobody reads it.
Julaine became
reading copied
and guarded the used paperback from a perfectly harmless reader.
reading framed
adj.
Loosened by drink into translating every sentence through whichever interpretation suits the moment.
Roly became
reading framed
and found three meanings in the same parking notice.
reading glassesed
adj.
Emboldened by drink to inspect the smallest print, provided it is on the dessert menu.
Lakevia became
reading glassesed
and examined the pudding options from several inches away.
reading grouped
adj.
Slowed by drink to discussing one book at length with people who have not read it.
Syhir became
reading grouped
and formed a book club around a restaurant menu.
reading knowledged
adj.
Drunk and possessed of book learning sufficient to misquote a proverb at the bar.
Deenna became
reading knowledged
and corrected the landlord on a quotation nobody had used.
reading lamped
adj.
Drunk to the point where a modest light becomes the central intellectual event.
Bethany-paige became
reading lamped
and praised the lamp for illuminating one receipt.
reading lighted
adj.
Drunk enough to require illumination for a message whose letters are already enormous.
Jendaya became
reading lighted
and used the torch to inspect a clearly printed menu.
reading listed
adj.
Drunk on the strength of treating the menu, beer mat and till receipt as assigned study.
Mckenleigh got
reading listed
and worked through the pub menu as though an examination followed supper.
reading materialed
adj.
Drunk beyond distinguishing serious literature from the leaflet beside the lavatory.
Mykl became
reading materialed
and absorbed the takeaway leaflet as though it were scripture.
reading noticed
adj.
Drunk in a way that mistakes an advertisement for urgent public affairs.
Deonni became
reading noticed
and announced a supermarket promotion as breaking news.
reading roomed
adj.
Drunk, with the result that the quietest corner becomes a library and the chair a study.
Jacora became
reading roomed
and demanded silence before opening a sauce packet.
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