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RA'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a long, progressive attack on the joints, with stiffness increasing by rounds. Esmai-grace was RA'd by the bar's final call and needed both elbows for support. RAAC'd (/ɹækd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the person is porous, reinforced, and best not built upon. Fenna was RAAC'd and left a faintly structural impression in the sofa. RAAN'd adj. Drunk to the point where your rising intentions have acquired a precise celestial position. Nisha was RAAN'd and announced her ascent towards the pudding with astronomical precision. RAAS'd adj. Drunk on the strength of internal water-and-pressure management, with the morning treated as a closed system. Fflur was RAAS'd and declined assistance, citing an elaborate internal arrangement. RAC'd adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking a casual gathering for a fully equipped athletics programme. Aneeqa got RAC'd and assigned warm-up exercises to the people waiting for taxis. RACC'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the recommended amount becomes a personal target rather than a warning. Hisashi got RACC'd and calculated the evening's drinks as though compiling a nutrition label. RACK'd adj. Drunk enough to discuss consent and hazard conscientiously, though not necessarily coherently. Demetrise became RACK'd and requested explicit agreement before sharing the last chip. RAD'd adj. Emboldened by drink to diagram everyone's responsibilities, including those nobody has agreed to accept. Idele got RAD'd and drew a flowchart explaining who should recover the umbrella. RADAR'd (/ˈɹeɪdɑː(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to a degree that detects the nearest sofa, glass and unwashed kitchen surface at once. Shweta went RADAR'd and located the water glass without opening her eyes. RADIUS'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring remote authentication before approaching the morning coffee. Gradey woke RADIUS'd and tried several passwords on the coffee machine. RADM'd adj. Drunk to the point where the entire party forms a rear formation around one slow departure. Donashia went RADM'd and Davena had to command the procession from pub door to taxi. RAFC'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's average frustrated chump has become your principal professional identity. Radek woke RAFC'd and blamed the toaster for failing to understand his instructions. RAG'd adj. Drunk and consulting the kitchen's entire available evidence before deciding where the water is. Cassy was RAG'd, searching the cupboards and sofa cushions before locating the water beside her. RAHOWA'd adj. The state of being drunk and confidently converting an ordinary disagreement into a grand, unnecessary campaign. Sharonann was RAHOWA'd and recruited the cloakroom to support her position on taxis. RAII'd adj. Sharpened by drink into acquiring every household object before losing track of the evening. Kamron was RAII'd, collecting glasses and cushions with admirable but temporary purpose. RAIM'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where memory is redundantly stored but never retrieved. Myeesha became RAIM'd and recorded the address in three notebooks, then lost all three.