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real capitaled adj. A drinker so far gone that chairs, rails and walls become practical equipment for staying upright. Demond was real capitaled, using the stair rail as though it were professional climbing machinery. real covenanted adj. The state of being drunk and bound to the furniture, passing from one solid owner to the next. Erkan became real covenanted on the stairs, transferring his weight from rail to wall. real dealed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become the genuine article, with no remaining dispute about balance. Braxley was real dealed by midnight, authentic in his inability to negotiate the stairs. real diapered adj. The drunkenness of one who requires washable protection against the consequences of attempted navigation. Adhitya became real diapered before the staircase, and was escorted past it discreetly. real estate agented adj. Drunk by closing time, and offering every bystander a viewing before arranging the journey home. Fairy became real estate agented and tried to sell Alanson the spare seat on the night bus. real estate owneded adj. Having drunk enough to be foreclosed upon by the landlord and escorted from the premises. Rahshan was real estate owneded before midnight, with the landlord repossessing his bar stool. real estate taxed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably charge, and still disputing the assessment. Qierra was real estate taxed and appealed the price of the final round from the pavement. real estated (/ˈɹiːl əˌsteɪtd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and as immovable as the building you have been trying to leave. Joahnna was real estated by last orders, firmly attached to the pub and its foundations. real functioned adj. You are drunk and mapping every possible route home onto a line of numbers. Imanol was real functioned, assigning a numerical value to each bus that passed. real imaged adj. Of a drinker: converging on the coat rack from several directions, with a visibly real destination. Lan was real imaged, approaching the exit through three separate and equally convincing paths. real jammed adj. Of a drinker who has found the last round exceptionally good and cannot move beyond it. Caroletta was real jammed after the final round, praising the same drink to everyone present. real ledgered adj. Describing a drinker who records every round, coat and unpaid debt with unwarranted precision. Lacresa became real ledgered and entered each cloakroom ticket in Gicela's phone. real lifed adj. A drinker who has mistaken the walk home for an entirely separate and consequential reality. Sophronia went real lifed and described the pavement as a difficult new chapter. real lined adj. A drinker so far gone that the route home has become one infinitely extended queue. Selwyn was real lined, advancing towards the taxi rank by imperceptible increments. real moded adj. The state of being drunk and operating without protection, shortcuts or any reliable access to memory. Alecsa was real moded and attempted the journey home without consulting a map or a friend. real nappied adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the coatroom floor a washable emergency arrangement. Kavita was real nappied before the taxi arrived, wrapped in a borrowed cloth coat.