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real number lined adj. Reduced by drink to a point moving along a straight route, though not necessarily towards home. Maxxamus was real number lined, progressing steadily along the pavement without turning. real number systemed adj. Softened by drink into a complete, ordered field of taxi fares, bus times and doubtful sums. Angeleca was real number systemed, arranging the journey home into a beautifully ordered sequence. real numbered adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every possible taxi fare as a perfectly reasonable number. Tan became real numbered and found an exact value for the distance between every pub and home. real oned adj. Sharpened by drink into the one person who insists the last round was definitely the last. Ayooluwa became real oned and announced that one final drink meant precisely one. real parted adj. Loosened by drink into separate components: person, coat, phone and uncertain route home. Trona was real parted by last orders, leaving her coat at the bar and her phone in the taxi. real person fictioned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which every acquaintance becomes a celebrity and every departure a plot. Aliesa was real person fictioned, turning Makii's search for a coat into a three-act celebrity drama. real planed adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home requires two independent straight lines and no further thought. Ninotchka was real planed and attempted to reach home by combining two perfectly straight walks. real presenced adj. You have drunk enough to insist that the contents of every glass are physically present, and spiritually consequential. Bryoni became real presenced and addressed the wine as a sacrament requiring immediate reverence. real projective planed adj. You are drunk and treating antipodal points as acquaintances who have merely chosen different seats. Linsee became real projective planed and introduced both ends of the corridor as separate guests. real propertied adj. Of a drinker: proprietorial about every chair, table and patch of floor within conversational reach. Tamyra grew real propertied and attempted to evict a coat from her customary chair. real property taxed adj. Of a drinker who has begun assessing every building in sight for its taxable value. Kievan became real property taxed and valued the taxi rank as though submitting a return. real realitied adj. Describing a drinker who has abandoned the virtual world and begun disputing the furniture's existence. Oshanna became real realitied and demanded proof that the table was not an online construct. real righted adj. A drinker who attaches ownership, use and passage rights to whatever object is nearest. Zykaria became real righted and claimed a usufruct in the unattended umbrella. real schooled (/ˈrɪəl ˌskuːld/) adj. A drinker so far gone that practical subjects have displaced literature, Latin and all other civilising influences. Marquitha became real schooled and taught the bar staff applied arithmetic with the till. real socialismed adj. The state of being drunk and pursuing attainable communal objectives, chiefly the redistribution of snacks. Markiya became real socialismed and proposed that the crisps should be held in common. real superheroed adj. The condition of a drinker who patrols in improvised colours and regards a mask as administrative equipment. Silvestre became real superheroed and guarded the lavatory in a bright scarf.