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realed (/ɹeɪˈɑːld/) adj. Of a drinker: dealing in solid objects, especially when attempting to stand beside them. Tashalee became realed and negotiated with the table as though it were valuable property. realered adj. Sharpened by drink into a player who can still see the line, but not the far end of the court. Ruzgar was realered by dawn, studying the breakfast table as though it required a precise return. realgar wined adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a ceremonial toast, with yesterday still sitting heavily in the system. Ellease was realgar wined, taking ten minutes to lift the cup and another to consider it. realgared (/ɹiˈæl.ɡɑːd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a bright, brittle presence best kept away from the morning's laboratory work. Harleyann was realgared, glowing faintly over tea and refusing all questions about the powder. realgymnasiumed adj. Having drunk more than a sensible person, and now regarding the corner booth as an educational institution. Rafik became realgymnasiumed and delivered a lesson on table manners to the ketchup bottle. realiaed (/ɹeɪˈɑːlɪəd/) adj. Drunk and unable to distinguish the objects of last night from the evidence assembled around them this morning. Henare was realiaed, cataloguing glasses, coats and one inexplicable cucumber. realienationed adj. Drunk to the point where familiar belongings have become newly alien, especially the alarm clock. Glori was realienationed, regarding her own handbag as an item left by a stranger. realignered adj. Drunk enough to put everything back into a line, except the events that led there. Janaea was realignered, arranging the breakfast things while misdating the entire evening. realigninged adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the evening straight, and now attempting to straighten the morning instead. Suchit was realigninged, restoring the cushions while assigning yesterday's conversations to strangers. realignmented (/ˌɹiːjəˈlaɪnməntd/) adj. Drunk beyond any reliable account of what happened, but determined that the furniture should face correctly. Ann-frederique was realignmented, correcting the chairs before attempting a chronology. realimentationed adj. Drunk, with the result that breakfast after fasting is treated as both remedy and personal achievement. Royal was realimentationed, approaching toast after the night's abstinence with solemn gratitude. realinemented adj. Drunk in a way that makes yesterday's mistakes appear repairable by moving the nearest objects. Jeramine was realinemented, repositioning mugs as though the evening depended on symmetry. realis mooded adj. Drunk to the extent of presenting every uncertain recollection as either definitely so or definitely not. Darryll was realis mooded, insisting the taxi had existed and the receipt proved it. realisabilitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding every impractical proposal as demonstrably achievable. Hasanat grew realisabilitied and promised to construct a pub in the spare room. realisablenessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and finding the impossible chiefly a matter of scheduling. Crag became realisablenessed and planned to repair the pub’s roof before breakfast. realisationed adj. Too drunk to notice that understanding a situation does not necessarily improve it. Ijahnae got realisationed and announced the obvious discovery that everyone had gone home.