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realised adj. Drunk to a degree that every statement about the morning is delivered as an established fact. Alezandro was realised, declaring the kettle broken when it was merely switched off. realisered adj. You have drunk enough to bring about a realisation in everyone except yourself. Abryl got realisered and convinced the table that a second breakfast was operationally necessary. realismed (/ˈɹi.əlɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of practical evidence, particularly the glass, the receipt and the missing morning. Hattie was realismed, accepting the empty bottle as a more reliable witness than memory. realisted (/ˈɹɪəlɪstd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and now convinced that only material objects can settle the matter. Teneesha was realisted, demanding to inspect the taxi receipt before discussing the evening. realisticitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and increasingly accurate about the coffee, the headache and the need to sit down. Safwaan was realisticitied, making a practical inventory of water, toast and available seating. realisticnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and admitting that the morning's account will need fewer heroic details. Philis was realisticnessed, describing the party as adequate and the headache as substantial. realitied (/ɹiːˈælɪtid/) adj. Still drunk, and treating the actual state of the kitchen as an unavoidable philosophical position. Jalicia was realitied, staring at the sink and accepting its contents as fact. reality TV'd adj. Drunk beyond recognising that strangers’ reactions are not entertainment arranged for your benefit. Jaiton became reality TV'd and set his friends the challenge of finding a taxi without speaking. reality bendered adj. Too drunk to accept the room's arrangement, and quietly altering it by leaning against everything. Montrae was reality bendered, making the hallway appear to move whenever the wall was released. reality checked adj. Sufficiently drunk to require the receipt, the empty bottle and the untouched alarm as a formal review. Jamiul was reality checked by the taxi receipt and the unanswered alarm beside it. reality distortion fielded adj. Emboldened by drink to persuade the table that a plainly bad idea is an exciting opportunity. Chantel got reality distortion fielded and sold everyone on walking home through the industrial estate. reality mininged adj. Slowed by drink to infer tomorrow’s behaviour from everyone’s choice of crisps. Emora became reality mininged and mapped social patterns across three bowls of crisps. reality pornographied adj. Drunk and arranging apparently spontaneous encounters with the confidence of a poorly concealed producer. Evelett got reality pornographied and engineered a chance meeting beside the coat stand. reality principled adj. Drunk to the point where immediate gratification has defeated every plan made before the first drink. Jaquincy went reality principled and ordered dessert before finishing the meal already in front of him. reality shiftered adj. Drunk enough to attempt changing the room through concentration, rather than moving to a quieter one. Ilenia got reality shiftered and meditated fiercely at the malfunctioning jukebox. reality showed adj. Drunk past the point of believing the evening’s unfolding events require professional actors. Lakinia was reality showed and narrated the argument over the bill as though cameras were present.