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reality televisioned adj. Drunk in a way that turns every ordinary reaction into a contest with unclear rules. Asen got reality televisioned and awarded points for whoever reached the bar first. reality testinged adj. Drunk, with the result that internal conviction is repeatedly mistaken for external evidence. Angel became reality testinged and checked his reflection to confirm the room was leaning.
reality therapied adj. Drunk to a degree that decisions about the future are made exclusively in the present tense. Staley got reality therapied and chose tomorrow’s career while waiting for chips. reality warpered adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the laws of physics as negotiable suggestions. Kenyatte became reality warpered and attempted to shorten the queue by walking through its middle. reality warpinged adj. Drunk on the strength of being certain that objects will accommodate your preferred version of events. Leeland got reality warpinged and tried to persuade the locked door that it was open. realizabilitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and confident that an idea becomes practical once announced loudly. Isla-faye got realizabilitied and declared the unbooked holiday entirely manageable. realizablenessed adj. Still drunk, and treating every consequence as a solvable administrative detail. Jatavia was realizablenessed, booking a meeting for an enterprise conceived beside the fruit machine. realizationed (/ˌɹɪəlaɪˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to recognise the error only after confidently completing it. Taundra became realizationed when the locked bicycle proved not to be hers. realizatored adj. Describing a drinker who confidently connects every minor mishap to a fundamental cellular purpose. Shequille became realizatored and explained the broken lamp as evidence of basic bodily function. realizeed adj. Having drunk more than your capacity for being brought back to reality can comfortably accommodate. Brad was realizeed and accepted the abandoned umbrella as evidence of personal destiny. realizered adj. You are drunk and bringing about outcomes that seemed unlikely when the evening began. Trisca was realizered and had somehow secured a karaoke duet with the retiring manager. realkalinisationed adj. Of a drinker: having restored the evening’s acidity to its former level after an unsuccessful attempt at sobriety. Faaizah was realkalinisationed after coffee failed, and ordered another round with renewed composure. realkalinizationed adj. Of a drinker who has neutralised the corrective effects of food and water with remarkable confidence. Hunter-james became realkalinizationed after declaring the curry a complete safeguard. realkalisationed adj. Describing a drinker who has restored the original condition after sobriety briefly appeared possible. Teeana got realkalisationed and resumed negotiations with the closed kitchen. realkalizationed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the kitchen into a concrete structure requiring careful alkalinity management. Rufe spent twenty minutes testing the kettle's hardness, thoroughly realkalizationed, before finding the glass.
reallegationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every explanation is followed by a second allegation, usually concerning the washing-up. Kealy became reallegationed and accused the dishwasher of hiding the glasses deliberately.
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