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reallianced adj. Drunk to a degree that renews alliances with the sofa, the kettle and anyone carrying water. Jader was reallianced by midnight, reconciled to the sofa and its dependable cushions. reallocationed adj. Drunk to the extent of repeatedly assigning the same glass of water to different household departments. Lakeyla became reallocationed and moved the water glass between the bedside table and the kitchen. reallocatored adj. Drunk on the strength of which household resources are redistributed, usually towards water and blankets. Torrica went reallocatored and transferred every cushion to the sofa before sitting down. reallotmented adj. Drunk since last orders, and dividing the remaining evening between the sofa, the kitchen and a glass of water. Shatesha grew reallotmented and allotted herself the corner seat, the blanket and the larger tumbler. realmed (/ɹɛlmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and presiding over an imagined household sphere in which the water glass is sovereign. Treigh was realmed and ruled from the sofa, issuing quiet instructions about the position of the jug. realmlessnessed adj. Still drunk, and without any recognised territory beyond the sofa, the kitchen and wherever the glass has gone. Guztavo was realmlessnessed, moving between the sofa and kitchen without establishing either as home. realmleted adj. Too drunk to govern anything larger than a little domestic kingdom of cushion, blanket and tumbler. Charleah was realmleted, ruling one sofa cushion and accepting water as tribute. realnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to accept the sofa, the cold water and the morning's consequences as entirely real. Shaylor was realnessed and stared solemnly at the glass of water as though it had made a promise. realphabetisationed adj. Having drunk enough to reorder the kitchen alphabetically, beginning with the items least suited to it. Tyzer became realphabetisationed and arranged the cupboards according to the first letters of their contents. realphabetizationed (/ˌriːˌælfəbətaɪˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. Having drunk more than the household can accommodate, and sorting every bottle into a new alphabetical order. Octavus was realphabetizationed and labelled the fridge shelves before lying down beside them. realpoliticianed adj. You have drunk enough to negotiate pragmatically with the sofa, exchanging uprightness for access to water. Derekia got realpoliticianed and conceded the armchair in return for a full glass of water. realpolitiked (/ɹeɪˈɑːlpɒlɪˌtiːkd/) adj. Of a drinker: practical, expansionist and prepared to annex the nearest sofa for reasons of personal state. Kimly was realpolitiked and expanded into three cushions, citing the national interest of sleep. realpolitikered adj. Of a drinker who has subordinated principle to the immediate acquisition of water, blankets and sofa space. Ella-mae was realpolitikered and negotiated away the television remote for a fresh tumbler. realschuled (/reɪˈɑːlˌʃuːləd/) adj. Describing a drinker who approaches the kitchen as a practical school, learning chiefly through repeated contact with cupboards. Nivaaz got realschuled and revised his understanding of the kitchen doorway several times. realspaced adj. A drinker who has returned from elaborate plans to the normal three-dimensional space occupied by the sofa. Jlea was realspaced and found the water glass exactly where it had been left. realterationed adj. A drinker so far gone that the same alteration is made again: blanket adjusted, cushion moved, glass misplaced. Angelli was realterationed and repositioned the sofa cushion until it ceased to be recognisable.